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Academics

National Communists Against Academics

When the Swedes gave Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize in 1973, satirist Tom Lehrer said that he could no longer perform. “It was at that moment that satire died,” Lehrer said. “There was nothing more to say after that.”
Where am I going with this?
Well the NCAA has appointed OU athletic director Joe […]

The History of College Football Recruiting Cheating- Part 3

When we left off, college football recruiting was relatively violation-free, because there really weren’t any rules to violate. More precisely, conferences set their own rules (I assume independents did as well). Ivy League schools favored no athletic scholarships and no special jobs for players. Big 10 and PCC (precursor of the PAC-10) schools had no […]

Football team graduates fourteen

Four of them are/were on scholarship. And let’s face it, there is a difference.
The players who graduated this weekend were Coy Aune, Rashad Bobino, Todd Bondy, Michael Flath, Stephen Lane, Mark and Matt McCoy, Chris Ogbonnaya, Jaicus Solis, Michael Taylor, Freddy Torres and Clayton Tefteller. Former Longhorn players Roderick Babers and Dakari Pearson also graduated.
“It […]

Mack Brown is well endowed

Mack Brown is getting a chair endowed in his name. The University of Texas is going to endow the Mack Brown Distinguished Chair for Leadership in Global Affairs to be part of the university’s Robert S. Strauss Center for International Security and Law.
Global Affairs? Dude doesn’t even recruit out of state. Why not the […]

Letters. We get letters. Lots and lots of letters.

Tate Forcier is a high school quarterback in California who is being recruited from coast to coast. His family has a website, and on it he put the actual letters he has received from colleges offering scholarships.
We’ll suspend disbelief at this point and pretend that college coaches actually write their own letters. It will […]

2008 Academic All-Big 12 Men’s Basketball Team Announced

srr50 tipped us off to the fact that Texas led the conference with six selections — four on the first team and two on the second. More here and here.
Congrats to First Teamers Connor, D.J., Damion, and Dexter and Second Teamers Justin and Ian.
There’s also a video - Success in the classroom.

Mack Brown’s Whiff All-Stars

The loss of Russell Shepard got me a-wonderin’ about how good a team full of guys that rejected us (or vice versa) would be. So, I’ve done my best to make a list. Just imagine how good the team of OU or A&M misses would be. Epic.

Check out the big brain on D.J.

Augustin named to ESPN The Magazine Academic All-America First Team.
This is a real accomplishment. You can tell because the other first-teamers all play for Universities that many people have never heard of.
Congrats DJ.

DJ reading Trips’ game grades.

Phil Fulmer Did Something Smart: Phillip 1, Universe 1,542,134

Phillip has had quite a week.

Spring Practice Position Battles

In which we discuss some legitimate issues with which the coaching staff must deal.

  • Beergut: My spacing didn't work out too well on that diagram. Lonesome Polecat In p...
  • ryancobb: In case anyone is curious, Jackie is on TexAgs now: Link...
  • Beergut: Hmmmm..... Ninja, used by Mike Leach @ OU in 1999 (they kicked our ass with i...
  • Aggie Lurking: I don't understand the controversy Smith recanted his allegations. I'm sure for ...
  • Bob in Houston: srr, the NCAA has all but eliminated television penalties, under the logic that ...
  • Beergut: " Now I’m just requesting that you leave before someone has to call security. ...
  • SlickStreet: I thought that was really shitty how they did Wacker and TCU. Yes, there was a l...
  • Beergut: "A&M improved their defense by simply not giving up big plays and being toug...
  • 8straight: You haven't lived until you've heard country music in a bar in Dubai. Take that...
  • EyesOfTX: "Hell, Mike Leach would sell his dirty pirate soul for Malcolm Williams or B...

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