Barking Carnival

coming up. 80% chance I will want to kill myself in the next hour so this may end up being a short effort. Not abnormal for me, right ladies?

Objectivity’s handmaidens
You can lay blame for the upcoming Whipped By Texas Bowl on a number of institutions (the Big 12, the BCS, the Knights Templar), scientific phenomena (recency bias, Heisenberg uncertainty principle) or trends (our society’s bizarre fixation on fabricating novelty where there is none), but at the end of it all I point my […]

Well, that was interesting.
And not necessarily bad. OU’s destruction of Tech effectively removes the Raiders from the MNC picture entirely.
Yep, even a Texas Tech Big 12 Champion.
I’m going to assume a Texas win in Austin over A&M. The quality of that win has implications and Mack needs […]

Predicatron Lives!

This is an awesome tool. Many thanks to our good friends at Atomic Teeth for creating this. The customizable interface rocks.
Beware - you will end up spending at least 30 minutes on here tinkering with probabilities.
Phenomenal work, Euclid.

19 hits led to a 15-7 win, the third such crown the Horns have captured. Brandon Belt was named the Phillips 66 Big 12 Baseball Championship Most Outstanding Player and joined teammates Jordan Danks and Russell Moldenhauer on the all tourney squad. Now, can somebody tell me just what the fuck to expect […]

It’s tough to find fault with a win that gave the Horns their third conference title in the Rick Barnes’ era but the Horns’ limping across the finish line Sunday afternoon should be cause for concern. I know, any kind of win is alright, but the last three offensive outings for the Longhorns […]