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Brisket Pictorial

The art of honing the toughest and most rugged cut of beef from the bovine into a juicy, tender and angelic delicacy is a quasi religion every bit as worthy as the sun, the moon, the multiple arms of Vishnu or the open field tackle. It can be as easy as you want it […]

Activities to Pursue During the Dead Zone

And so we have officially entered the “Dead Zone” of the sports year.  Spring football ended a couple of weeks back for the only program we care about.  College basketball ended for our guys on the same day, after one of the most successful seasons a Longhorn roundball team has experienced.  The baseball team is […]

What is the sound of one hand slapping?

The Daily Texan sports blog has reported that Texas quarterback John Chiles is a suspect in an assault-by-conduct (slapping a woman) that the Austin Police Department is currently investigating. And by ‘currently investigating’ they mean the detective working the case probably won’t even look at it until sometime next week.
The police report said the incident […]

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  • Crazy Joe Clark: I still like him as Harley Davidson. also did a little nice work in "Man of...
  • TJ Hooshamazoo: Well-fucking-done, sir....
  • WWGDD: Kreuz is without a doubt the best as it has been for 100+ years. Cooper's is ou...
  • Nordberg: "Mad Dog will have him up to 410 in no time." Probably, but what about his be...
  • coach Callahan: When you put the brisket in the oven what do you have the temp set at? thank you...

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