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Plenty of other names for Clemson

Now that Tommy Bowden has been fired mutually agreed to step down at Clemson, we can look at potential candidates. Muschamp’s name will surface for every job, but I don’t think this is the one. While traveling the internet, I found these guys as potentials (in my order of likelihood):
Lane Kiffin - the […]

Clemson to possibly win 10 games in future

Maybe even live up to their preseason ranking at some point.
Bowden fired

The Babelfish Recruiting Translator

I typed in lines from some recruiting interviews and it gave me some useful insights. Thought I would share.

Translation in italics.
For me, it’s all about getting a good education. Seminole. Bank on it.
I want to major in finance or petroleum engineering. sociology, holla!
I value a family environment. I’m going to […]

Florida State names Bowden’s successor

According to the Birmingham News, FSU and Seminole offensive coordinator Jimbo Fisher are close to reaching an agreement that would allow Fisher to take over for Bobby Bowden when he retires.
Essentially promising the job to a guy without interviewing anyone else is doomed to failure, especially considering the fact that Fisher has never been a […]

There was a bidding war for Tommy Bowden?

Wow. The next thing you are going to tell me is that people actually want to see the Spice Girls get back together. Oh, wait.
Reports indicated that Tommy Bowden was set to take over the Arkansas Razorback job late last night for over $2.5 million per year. That will probably end up […]

Major news

Major Applewhite has been listed as a potential candidate for the vacant SMU head coaching job. The list was put together by Dallas Morning News staff writer Kate Hairopolous.
Major Applewhite: Alabama offensive coordinator and Texas-ex.
(Four jobs in 4 years?)
Terry Bowden: Former Auburn coach hasn’t coached in nine years.
(The one Bowden son who can coach.)
Dave Christensen: […]

You must be 42 inches tall to ride the Coaching Carousel — that means you, HenryJames

As the college season makes the turn for the home stretch, it is clearly time to start talking about who gets whacked — particularly given this weekend’s Battle of the Buyouts in Lincoln. This year’s coaching carousel seems destined to be as bloody as the last 6 episodes of the Sopranos.

Yeah, I’ll fucking […]

Can We Rid Mark Richt Of His “Offensive Genius” Title Yet?

Mark Richt earned his reputation as an offensive guru at a place that was tough to succeed in the 90s, Florida State. In perhaps the promotion of the century, he made an almost Franchione-level good career move when he jumped ship after 2000. Chris Weinke had just won the Heisman, FSU was about to play […]

Tommy Bowden talks shit, still sucks

Tommy Bowden was unhappy with the questioning he received after beating Furman last Saturday. Furman actually outplayed Clemson in a couple of areas, and reporters wanted to know what Bowden thought about it.
“We won. That’s not something Lloyd Carr can say,” Bowden said.
Tommy, can you hear me?
You’re 63-38 at Clemson.
Tommy, can you see me?
You’ve lost […]

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