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Chase Daniel

Northwestern Dwarf Toss

Yeah, I know Mizzou won, but…

Final statline: 27 of 44 for 200 yards and 3 ints.
You owe Weatherspoon a beer, Chase.
Congrats to the Tigers.

What Missouri needs to do to win

Scipio has taken a look at what Texas needs to do to win on Saturday. So I’m going to take a look at what Missouri needs to do to win.
1. Protect Chase Daniel
If Texas is able to get pressure on Daniel with just their front four, Missouri will lose. Force them to commit more […]

What To Do Against Ol Mizzou

Missouri represents a number of challenges for us, as we do for them.

Their first challenge: firing the SID
Let’s explore the issues relevant to this matchup joyfully like a playscape made of taffy.
Missouri Offense:
No Vanilla Please
We need our defense as dark and complex as a Nigerian beat poet. Chase Daniel has […]

Your Big 12 Football Primer, Friend-o

This is the segment in which a cattle gun is placed against my head by Anton Chigurh and I’m told to call it. I have to pick every game, even the ones I feel aren’t subject for righteous divination. I’m much better at picking winners than handicapping, but Anton has no pity. […]

My Thoughts on Bill Little’s Travelin’ Meat Circus

With Tech not on the tube, I had the opportunity to DVR the Texas game and do a little scouting of the enemy.  I didn’t really focus too much on schemes and playcalling, but merely wanted to see the talent the 2008 Longhorns were rolling out.  I only picked up at the start of the […]

ESPN Experts Heisman Poll

ESPN has assembled a panel comprising ‘analysts, former players, former coaches and ESPN.com’s college football staff’ to vote on their Heisman candidates at this point in the season.
Chase Daniel is the clear favorite at this point followed by Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez. I’d personally rank Sanchez number one at this point because he has […]

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