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Iron Man Review For Nerds

How can you tell it’s not football season? We are talking about comic books. I have a feeling that the demographic for this is me and me alone but I’m doing this anyway because Ain’t It Cool News won’t post my reviews ever since I admitted that I liked the second Matrix movie better than […]

The ’70s Were a Crazy, Crazy Time

Every decade has its own unique goofiness- the ’40s had zoot suits, and the frontal lobotomy as a treatment for depression, the ’80s had Boy George, but I think one decade in the 20th century sticks out for embracing crazy ideas. This is not a matter of political leanings, or taste; this is about […]

We need another civil war

You can always tell what region a fast food chain was founded by checking what their default condiments are.

Activities to Pursue During the Dead Zone

And so we have officially entered the “Dead Zone” of the sports year.  Spring football ended a couple of weeks back for the only program we care about.  College basketball ended for our guys on the same day, after one of the most successful seasons a Longhorn roundball team has experienced.  The baseball team is […]

Richard Widmark 1914-2008

The actor Richard Widmark passed away last Wednesday. You might remember him as the guy who played Jim Bowie in ‘The Alamo.’ But if you don’t know who he was, you’re the reason that Dane Cook gets movie roles. And the reason Austin High grads watch ‘Love Actually.’
Like all actors he had an up and […]

SXSW: Damn the hipsters, full speed ahead!

So I decided to take off work on Friday to check out some afternoon free shows at SXSW. I didn’t get a wristband or badge so my options were pretty much limited to the daylight hours.
Started off by going to see Billy Bragg on the corner of 7th and Red River. Looked like they […]

Overheard on the Longhorn internets

“I am not convinced that today’s employers remain awed by ‘yesteryears’ academic powerhouses of Harvard, Yale, Stanford etc.”

The Babelfish Recruiting Translator

I typed in lines from some recruiting interviews and it gave me some useful insights. Thought I would share.

Translation in italics.
For me, it’s all about getting a good education. Seminole. Bank on it.
I want to major in finance or petroleum engineering. sociology, holla!
I value a family environment. I’m going to […]

Overheard on the Longhorn Internets

I’m a big fan of the website Overheard in New York. It’s random people posting bits of conversations they hear while going about their day in the city.
For example:
Street sock vendor to another: This country’s immigration problems could all be solved if they just stopped selling Corona.
–Union Square
Overheard by: Cameron Rose
or
Chick: When Derek Jeter […]

  • baboso: Good times. You brought back some long-suppressed memories....
  • Austin180: This kid will find a good home with Ken Rucker, Mad Dog, and Muschamp. Good luck...
  • Sasha_Is_A_Longhorn_Dog: Haha, Stuck. I said I had no hard feelings – I didn’t want anything permane...
  • HenryJames: it’s because John M. can make Q better than anyone you will ever meet but can...
  • NCAAFBALLROX: I'll take Black's in Lockhard over Kreuz for two reasons: Better 'cue & les...
  • Willy Lump Lump: Why did the Mueller's over on Manor Road close?...
  • Willy Lump Lump: Yeah, they have this in Marshall. I use to call in with ridiculous shit like an...
  • TTP, Fred: WWGDD, Because if you are in Lockhart and it is Sunday, Kreuz ain't open....
  • Crazy Joe Clark: I still like him as Harley Davidson. also did a little nice work in "Man of...
  • TJ Hooshamazoo: Well-fucking-done, sir....

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