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Iron Man Review For Nerds

How can you tell it’s not football season? We are talking about comic books. I have a feeling that the demographic for this is me and me alone but I’m doing this anyway because Ain’t It Cool News won’t post my reviews ever since I admitted that I liked the second Matrix movie better than […]

The ’70s Were a Crazy, Crazy Time

Every decade has its own unique goofiness- the ’40s had zoot suits, and the frontal lobotomy as a treatment for depression, the ’80s had Boy George, but I think one decade in the 20th century sticks out for embracing crazy ideas. This is not a matter of political leanings, or taste; this is about […]

We need another civil war

You can always tell what region a fast food chain was founded by checking what their default condiments are.

Activities to Pursue During the Dead Zone

And so we have officially entered the “Dead Zone” of the sports year.  Spring football ended a couple of weeks back for the only program we care about.  College basketball ended for our guys on the same day, after one of the most successful seasons a Longhorn roundball team has experienced.  The baseball team is […]

Richard Widmark 1914-2008

The actor Richard Widmark passed away last Wednesday. You might remember him as the guy who played Jim Bowie in ‘The Alamo.’ But if you don’t know who he was, you’re the reason that Dane Cook gets movie roles. And the reason Austin High grads watch ‘Love Actually.’
Like all actors he had an up and […]

SXSW: Damn the hipsters, full speed ahead!

So I decided to take off work on Friday to check out some afternoon free shows at SXSW. I didn’t get a wristband or badge so my options were pretty much limited to the daylight hours.
Started off by going to see Billy Bragg on the corner of 7th and Red River. Looked like they […]

Overheard on the Longhorn internets

“I am not convinced that today’s employers remain awed by ‘yesteryears’ academic powerhouses of Harvard, Yale, Stanford etc.”

The Babelfish Recruiting Translator

I typed in lines from some recruiting interviews and it gave me some useful insights. Thought I would share.

Translation in italics.
For me, it’s all about getting a good education. Seminole. Bank on it.
I want to major in finance or petroleum engineering. sociology, holla!
I value a family environment. I’m going to […]

Overheard on the Longhorn Internets

I’m a big fan of the website Overheard in New York. It’s random people posting bits of conversations they hear while going about their day in the city.
For example:
Street sock vendor to another: This country’s immigration problems could all be solved if they just stopped selling Corona.
–Union Square
Overheard by: Cameron Rose
or
Chick: When Derek Jeter […]

  • coach Callahan: When you put the brisket in the oven what do you have the temp set at? thank you...
  • dedfischer: Being that we had radios in our tractors, we paid someone to haul our junk off. ...
  • Bates Horn: Wow. I think I just got a stiffy. Absolute Pure Gold, Chooky....
  • Stuck in MN: Sasha - I think I was pretty upfront and honest about the whole thing. If I ga...
  • HenryJames: Good stuff even after we had to remove all the pictures of shirtless young boys ...
  • HenryJames: Tractor with a radio? Fucking aristocrat....
  • kevwun: Just about every small town radio station in Texas does something similar....
  • DrJHorn: Great read. Bu I think I have been in Asia too long because I can't figure ou...
  • Spawn of Cthulhu: I agree with Scip, but not his shoes, about no Deep Purple posts. OTOH, Blue Oys...
  • Spawn of Cthulhu: RS has been bummed every since Styx released Kilroy Was Here. Sure it was a big ...

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