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Your Big 12 Football Primer, Friend-o

This is the segment in which a cattle gun is placed against my head by Anton Chigurh and I’m told to call it. I have to pick every game, even the ones I feel aren’t subject for righteous divination. I’m much better at picking winners than handicapping, but Anton has no pity. […]

Liveblogging Texas vs Iowa State

How exciting!
Current weather forecast for Ames says 53 degrees and raining.
Current football forecast for Iowa State says 85 players and sucking.
Corn fed chicks. Too bad you can’t make meth out of corn.
Random shot of some swans walking down a sidewalk. The Ames Board of Tourism wants you to believe it’s just like Paris.
Iowa […]

Bash Your Bookie Bets: Week 4

Well, I’m 9-8-1 overall but 3-0 on double unit plays for a decent +4 units for the year. It’s been a below average run, but I’m still making money. The good news is that I really, really like this week’s card. I like it more than Chooky likes frosted tipped boy bands, […]

Arkansas State: That’s $20,000 per point

I live by the Golden Rule: “He who has the gold sets the rules”.
Apparently, the stewards of the NCAA agree with me.
The BCS schools (members of the ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac Ten, SEC and Notre Dame) average about $12M PROFIT per year from football while Bowl […]

  • PB @ BON: Peter Bean is channeling Kirk Bohls... Now that just hurts....
  • BrickHorn: Hi, Huckleberry. Long time listener, first time caller. If the teams ahead...
  • Texoz: I think it's time to change "I don't know how good this team is" to "Who are tho...
  • mh: Just wanted to say i really liked your post game write up. The Bob Stoops, firs...
  • Ian Powers: Say Scipio Tex. Hamilton is going to need at least 2 years. Shawn Williams is 3 ...
  • bad bob: sez steven: "Now I am not trying to take anything away from B12 QB’s, and they...
  • Ian Powers: Man u r really out to lunch if u think Shawn Williams is going to play second fi...
  • srr50: That's in the record. Akers was 5-0 in 1977, and then went 0-1-1 (loss to Arkans...
  • steven: Steven, arguing the superiority of the SEC this year is idiotic. Well I wa...
  • lowery: Great writeup as always. I had a few of those phone calls myself....

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