February 12th, 2008 by Chooky
Vigorously massage them with all your might.
On the Republican side of the aisle, Governor Mike Huckabee lashed back over the weekend by capitalizing on the ineradicable discontent amongst conservative voters by easily winning in Kansas and Louisiana.
Senator McCain will remain the inevitable nominee. The Huckabee victories are unsurprisingly minimized by the vast […]
December 1st, 2007 by Chooky
Rochester, N.H. — An embarrasingly lightweight drunk, Leeland Eisenburg, 47, entered the Rochester headquarters of the Hillary Clinton campaign with road flares, a Cornish game hen, a package of hot dogs and AA batteries strapped to his chest. The Somersworth, N.H. resident insisted that the desultory assortment fastened to his torso was a bomb […]
August 22nd, 2007 by Chooky
Here we are. My goodness how four years can fly by when we’re watching our country’s bravest have their limbs blown off in the effort of providing a democracy to a bunch primitive fuckers who don’t want it, much less deserve it. It’s time for the Republicans to race each other to see […]