Barking Carnival

It’s back and better than FEMA. I’d post my record but it’s floating somewhere in the bayou behind my back fence. And thank goodness for it because it was so bad I had to pay my bookie with a Federal Hurricane debit card. Have fun asshole, buy your old lady some teeth.
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I finally got to sit down and watch some games this weekend.
Alabama is not as good as their ranking. They’re very one dimensional on offense, and John Parker Wilson Lewis Can’t Lose is mediocre. Any team that forces them to pass has a chance. Their defense is giving up yards but not points, and that’s […]

[I apologize for all the spacing issues in this post.  This software just baffles the hell out of me.] 
I’ve been betting on college football games off and on for about 30 years or so.  Never put too much money on the line - it’s just something I’ve done for fun, and to increase the interest level […]

ESPN has assembled a panel comprising ‘analysts, former players, former coaches and ESPN.com’s college football staff’ to vote on their Heisman candidates at this point in the season.
Chase Daniel is the clear favorite at this point followed by Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez. I’d personally rank Sanchez number one at this point because he has […]

Both the AP and the Coaches’ polls have the same Top 10.
1. USC
2. Georgia
3. Oklahoma
4. Florida
5. Ohio State
6. Missouri
7. LSU
8. Texas
9. Auburn
10. Wisconsin
And Kirk Bohls of the Statesman is an asshole for having ranked East Carolina #2.

ESPN announced yesterday that Chris, Kirk, Lee, and Desmond (how does he still draw a paycheck?) are going to be in Gainesville for the Miami-Florida match-up. That should tell you how shitty this week’s games are since this is not 2001 and Florida is favored by 3 touchdowns.
That will be Florida’s 28th appearance on […]

The Golf Prick rankings for this week haven’t been as high since Steve Spurrier was wrecking shit in the golf course mecca of Florida. Be sure to check the weekly blogpoll.
1.  Bob Stoops - takes the top spot with a #2 team ranking
2.  Gary Pinkel - making a strong appearance at #3
3.  Urban Meyer […]

Finally someone said it.
What got lost last year among the Heisman Trophy hype and all those huge four yard rushes was one simple fact. When the game is on the line, don’t look to Tim Tebow to win it.
He didn’t lead Florida to a single fourth quarter comeback last year. He had his […]

If we were Aggies, we would boycott
OK, this Tim Tebow shit is really getting out of hand.
First, Urban Meyer said in July to a Miami alumni group that Tim Tebow ”is the greatest player of our era.”
And now, we have this gem from Men’s Fitness.
“When you look at who the biggest star among [the […]

Given the high brow discussion regarding how Stoops handled Dvoracek and how Brown handled Andre Jones, I found it interesting that Urban Legend Meyer was faced with a similar scenario.
You see, Ronnie Wilson fired an AK 47 into the air to end a skirmish in a parking lot. He ultimately pled down the charges […]