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Travis Henry out-bastards Shawn Kemp

Broncos running back Travis Henry has fathered nine children with nine women. Major League Baseball is thinking of awarding him a team. According to the Atlanta Journal Constitution they’re “scattered across both the American and National Football Conferences…”
Despite signing a contract with Denver that averages almost $50,000 a month, he’s having trouble meeting his child […]

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