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The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly - Texas 49, Aggies 9

Be sure to see Scipio’s Longhorn Turkey Day Travelogue.
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I swear to God in heaven above, the next time I hear some talking (pin)head on television utter the phrase “style points” in the context of analysis of college football, I am going to throw my poor cat through the TV screen.  I’ve been wanting to get […]

The Good, The Bad, and The Red Raiders

Well, the era of The Red Raider hath come to an end.  It was a magnificent run, one that lasted all of two games played at night in Jones Stadium against the brutes from Austin and the land of Still Waters.  This era will forever be remembered in the lore of the Llano Estacado as the Great Time of […]

How I Plan to Cope With This

“This” is rooting for OU this coming Saturday night.
Honest to goodness, the only times in my life I have openly rooted for Oklahoma to win a football game has been a couple of times when they were playing A&M, and even then, I found myself deeply conflicted on the matter.
Logic tells me that I must […]

The Good, The Bad, and The Good - Texas 56, Missouri 31

Holy cow.  So what am I supposed to say about this one?  Let me try to think of a few things…
In its history, the Texas football program has gone up 35-0 over quite a few opponents.  At least, I imagine it has - I frankly don’t have time to do the research, but you have […]

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly - Rice

[I apologize for all the spacing issues in this post.  This software just baffles the hell out of me.] 
I’ve been betting on college football games off and on for about 30 years or so.  Never put too much money on the line - it’s just something I’ve done for fun, and to increase the interest level […]

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape;
You don’t spit into the wind;
You don’t pull the mask on that old Lone Ranger,
And you don’t mess around with Jim.
As old as he is, one would have thought Florida Atlantic Coach Howard Schnellenberger might have at some point during the 1970s heard and listened to the lyrics of that great old […]

The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly - Season Preview

Well, here we go again, sports fans.  Another college football season is finally, at long last, about to begin after eight long, tedious months of recess.  I’m so sick of this waiting crap.  When in the hell are they going to come up with a real, lasting, interesting spring football season just to placate those […]

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