Barking Carnival

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape;
You don’t spit into the wind;
You don’t pull the mask on that old Lone Ranger,
And you don’t mess around with Jim.
As old as he is, one would have thought Florida Atlantic Coach Howard Schnellenberger might have at some point during the 1970s heard and listened to the lyrics of that great old […]

PSA: I suspect some of the Barkers will Liveblog the game this SAT. Tune in for more information if you feel you might want some additional commentary, insight, snide remarks, caviling, name calling, finger pointing, and other general bad behavior.
Special halftime guests may include Howard Schenllenberger, Bill Little and Jose Nassar.

I see a lot of posts poking fun at Schnelly for being a drinking man.  Is that really fair?  Where does this reputation come from?  I’ve pondered this issue, and despite Howard’s current antics I have come to think that this is an unfair characterization.
 First, let’s review Schnelly’s history.  He was recruited by Bear Bryant […]

And they plan on building another one next Wednesday.

Says they started it with diesel fuel. And by ‘diesel fuel’ they mean whatever they wrung out of Howard Schnellenberger’s shirt after he passed out on the practice field.

Howard Schnellenbeger has never lacked for confidence, and he has never been shy about expressing it. Howard thinks his Florida Atlantic Owls will be good this year, good enough to come into Austin and win. Of course he also thinks that the Longhorns are a bunch of wussies
The Owls were 8-5 last year, won the […]