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Next Year’s Champions - Again

Those of us who are over 45 or so can remember when the Dallas Cowboys were tagged with the label of “next year’s champions” - the team that always looked good to those making pre-season predictions, but which invariably fell short when it came time to produce in the late-season and the playoffs.  Today’s thrashing at the […]

Tony Romo just called off Phillips…

Phillips called for the punt on 4th and inches. Romo just told the punt team to stay off the field and called for the sneak. Romo’s call was correct, however, considering the ‘Boys are down 24. It’s probably the microbial that broke the camel’s back with respect to Phillips’ retention, despite what […]

Jerry Jones Looking For an Extra $350 Million

While the Dallas Cowboys struggle on the field, Jerry Jones is trying to deal with the current financial crunch that has him looking for some relief on his debt for the new stadium.  Jones and his financial partner, American Bank, are looking for new investors to help relieve the high interest payments that are the result […]

A Sign of the Apocalypse

The New York Yankees and the Dallas Cowobys are in the concessions business together.
The two most loved/hated sports franchises in America have formed Legends Hospitality Management, which will oversee the concessions in the new stadiums that the Yankees and Cowboys will open up next year. The company promptly borrowed $100 million.
Both teams news stadiums will […]

T. Boone Pickens: “Now I’m Getting My Money’s Worth”

T Boone Pickens hedge fund investments have dropped, but his $200 million investment in Oklahoma State athletics is showing signs of paying off — at least Boone thinks so. Pickens may not be the collegiate Jerry Jones just yet, but some of the signs point that way. Boone is spending his Saturdays in the OSU […]

Hard Knocks Finale

Let’s cover what we learned in this interesting final episode:
- Marion the Barbarian has a softer side, that being he’s the black version of Beethoven.
- Pacman Jones still fishes with a Zebco 33.
- Pacman won’t be gleeking on ho’s or strippers as the bitches TO lines up are more than willing.
- Poor Danny Amendola, he’s […]

Hard Knocks: The Dallas Cowboys

What can I say? I’m a Cowboys fan.

Success.
The opening montage shows Jerry Jones. Get used to it. You’re going to be seeing a lot of him. He looks like Joan Rivers.
Former A&M TE Martellus Bennett is one of the featured rookies. Oh, this should be […]

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  • gringo salado: From the stands I thought they blitzed quite a bit....
  • CrazyJoeDavola: "Jim Tressell would rather play a 6 deep zone than blitz." How very, very iro...
  • exuLt: Bottom line, I'll take it. Handicaps and all....
  • Ken: Congrats to the Longhorns and their fans on a well played game. I thought for a ...
  • Ryan Hamby: I thought Peter Ullman played a terrific game....
  • Groundhog Day: Reed Boyd has just completed his freshman year at safety....
  • JDLooneyII: Greg Davis doesn't need a work ethic as long as he has those pictures....
  • uthookem: errr...'by that way' should be 'by the way' my bad...
  • uthookem: Nice post, CA. I enjoyed reading this. Kindle is still gone, by that way. ...

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