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John Chiles

Official Name “The Package” Contest Update

After extensive field research Barking Carnival staffers have determined that the devastating new offensive weapon being honed in closed practices does not, as previously reported, revolve around Colt McCoy wearing pimp robes and a tricorne. We apologize for any misunderstanding or inconvenience this caused.

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I also regret that after protracted internal infighting we […]

Chiles + McCoy = Teh Win?

Greg Davis is now working on a package to get both Colt McCoy and John Chiles on the field at the same time.
Not sure why this wasn’t worked on during the spring, but it seems to be a priority. Davis has been known to give his hand away by personnel. And by this I mean […]

Check-in Day Remarks from Mack

Everybody reported as expected. If you are wondering, WR Antoine Hicks showed up at TCU as was reported earlier this summer.
Link to full press conference transcript
Most interesting comments:
1. We’d like to take the red-shirt mentality out of it 100 percent.
I like the fact we are fully embracing this change. […]

What is the sound of one hand slapping?

The Daily Texan sports blog has reported that Texas quarterback John Chiles is a suspect in an assault-by-conduct (slapping a woman) that the Austin Police Department is currently investigating. And by ‘currently investigating’ they mean the detective working the case probably won’t even look at it until sometime next week.
The police report said the incident […]

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