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Les Miles

Mack Brown curse claims latest victim.

Ryan Perrilloux has finally been kicked off the LSU football team.
LSU head coach Les Miles said that Perrilloux “didn’t fulfill his obligation as an LSU student-athlete.” What those obligations were are left to the reader’s imagination.
He’s just the latest in a long line of players, particularly quarterbacks, who have suffered career setbacks after […]

Lester Miles Hearts Mack Brown

…or perhaps not.
A new NCAA rule bars head football coaches from visiting high schools in May, a wrongheaded decision LSU Coach Les Miles said was prompted by widespread cheating and the probable wishes of Texas Coach Mack Brown.
“I can tell you this, there were head coaches who were violating the rules, tremendously so,” he said. […]

Shepard to LSU

Russell Shepard committed to LSU last night.
Money quote:
“There were certain schools that were going to give me the opportunity to play quarterback and LSU was one,” Shepard said.
I’m glad we were able to help LSU recruit in Houston. They certainly needed it coming off a national championship and all.
Les Miles can’t believe his luck.

Is Ryan Perrilloux gonna have to choke a bitch?

What does he have to do to get kicked off the LSU football team for good?
He’s just been suspended indefinitely for the third time since May by head coach Les Miles. The Times-Picayune’s sources say Perrilloux missed classes, team workouts and at least one team meeting. Jackass trifecta in play!
Perrilloux is said to have also […]

When you lay down with dogs, you wake up with fleas

Thankfully for Arkansas Razorback fans, they are used to fleas.
I did some Googling this morning to piece together quite a 5-year timeline for the offensive guru and nomad known as Bobby Petrino.
Dec 23, 2002: Petrino is announced as HC at Louisville; reportedly signed a 7-year deal worth about $500K per year

“This is a […]

Saban to Miles: Take the Michigan job

According to the Detroit Free Press, Les Miles is talking to the Wolverines again. Miles had a phone conversation Friday morning with Michigan athletic director Bill Martin and school president Mary Sue Coleman, according to several people with knowledge of the call.
While Miles did sign an LSU contract extension late last week, adding a […]

Les Miles has a mentor

LSU coach Les Miles’ decision to throw a pass with 8 seconds left against Auburn was roundly criticized by pretty much everyone. Fortunately for Miles it worked. Had the pass been incomplete and time expired, whiskey bottles would have rained down on him.
But it turns out that not everyone thought Miles’ decision was crazy. Turns […]

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