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Swimming in the Talent Pool

Just before Signing Day, we talked here about the Recruiting Rankings analysis that SMQ performed and he concluded how accurately Rivals was predicting winning percentages.
“Rivals was very, very good at picking the top teams – of the top 25 winningest teams of the last six years, all were either pegged in or very near their […]

Mack Brown curse claims latest victim.

Ryan Perrilloux has finally been kicked off the LSU football team.
LSU head coach Les Miles said that Perrilloux “didn’t fulfill his obligation as an LSU student-athlete.” What those obligations were are left to the reader’s imagination.
He’s just the latest in a long line of players, particularly quarterbacks, who have suffered career setbacks after […]

Ryan Perrilloux refused service at whites only restaurant

At least that’s probably how he’ll remember it anyway.
Beleaguered LSU quarterback Ryan Perrilloux got into yet another incident involving a public display of ignorance.
Perrilloux entered the Kona Grill about 30 minutes after it closed. This being Louisiana I assume it closed at like 4am. Anyway, Perrilloux went to the bar and tried to order […]

Mack Brown’s Whiff All-Stars

The loss of Russell Shepard got me a-wonderin’ about how good a team full of guys that rejected us (or vice versa) would be. So, I’ve done my best to make a list. Just imagine how good the team of OU or A&M misses would be. Epic.

Shepard to LSU

Russell Shepard committed to LSU last night.
Money quote:
“There were certain schools that were going to give me the opportunity to play quarterback and LSU was one,” Shepard said.
I’m glad we were able to help LSU recruit in Houston. They certainly needed it coming off a national championship and all.
Les Miles can’t believe his luck.

Is Ryan Perrilloux gonna have to choke a bitch?

What does he have to do to get kicked off the LSU football team for good?
He’s just been suspended indefinitely for the third time since May by head coach Les Miles. The Times-Picayune’s sources say Perrilloux missed classes, team workouts and at least one team meeting. Jackass trifecta in play!
Perrilloux is said to have also […]

When you lay down with dogs, you wake up with fleas

Thankfully for Arkansas Razorback fans, they are used to fleas.
I did some Googling this morning to piece together quite a 5-year timeline for the offensive guru and nomad known as Bobby Petrino.
Dec 23, 2002: Petrino is announced as HC at Louisville; reportedly signed a 7-year deal worth about $500K per year

“This is a […]

Saban to Miles: Take the Michigan job

According to the Detroit Free Press, Les Miles is talking to the Wolverines again. Miles had a phone conversation Friday morning with Michigan athletic director Bill Martin and school president Mary Sue Coleman, according to several people with knowledge of the call.
While Miles did sign an LSU contract extension late last week, adding a […]

Nick Saban: “It is what it is”

In Nick-speak, that means fuck you for asking, Mr. Reporter.
The question asked was why did DJ Hall play in the second half after Saban released before the game that he was out for the entire game after violating unspecified team rules. It might have been because you were in a dogfight at halftime at […]

Nick Saban’s Maserati does 185

It’s been an emotional week for Alabama coach Nick Saban. He has to play his former team on Saturday. The team with which he won a national championship. The team he left for the NFL. And the team that now hates his guts for returning to coach another team in the same conference.
So he sort […]

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