Barking Carnival

1.) Act like a smug dick no matter what.
2.) Prior to kickoff allow your team to do the “logo pogo” on road games, which is the basic foundation of being a dick.
3.) When you’ve clearly locked a win, send your entire sideline out to celebrate in your opponent’s endzone, which equals […]

I have done a complete 180 on this issue. When oil man Tex Pitfield suggested that Georgia governor Sonny Perdue call off the UGA - Alabama game to save gas, I like many others scoffed at the thought. After all, this was a huge game in the SEC, a boom to the local […]

Yes, Nick Saban’s had his team for less than a year and a half and he just dominated Richt’s more talented unit.

The president and CEO of Saraguay Petroleum, whose name is actually Tex believe it or not, has a suggestion for Georgia governor Sonny Perdue. Ole Tex wants to cancel the UGA-Bama game to save gas.
The governor, who is a UGA man, is ignoring the suggestion.
In other news, evil Richt made an appearance at yesterday’s […]

Ok, its been more than 24 hours and I have had time to collect my thoughts and come to grips with the fact that my Georgia Bulldogs nearly blew it against the Gamecocks. The same Gamecock team that has lost consecutive games to Vanderbilt nearly toppled the nation’s number 2 ranked team. Of […]

It’s Southern Cal. Clearly ESPN the coaches are biased in favor of USC.
USC and Georgia traded spots with USC getting 23 first place votes to Georgia’s 20. Some Georgia fans are unhappy, others don’t view it as much of a problem since USC plays #3 Ohio State in two weeks.
It’s too early for […]

Given the high brow discussion regarding how Stoops handled Dvoracek and how Brown handled Andre Jones, I found it interesting that Urban Legend Meyer was faced with a similar scenario.
You see, Ronnie Wilson fired an AK 47 into the air to end a skirmish in a parking lot. He ultimately pled down the charges […]

Well, another kiss your sooner sister last week going 2-2. Overall, 24-20-3, up four units for the year. The writeups this week will be short and sweet, mainly because it’s a big card and I’ve had a very busy week.
Wisconsin -7.5 vs. Indiana. After two disappointing road losses Wisky bounced back in […]

Mark Richt earned his reputation as an offensive guru at a place that was tough to succeed in the 90s, Florida State. In perhaps the promotion of the century, he made an almost Franchione-level good career move when he jumped ship after 2000. Chris Weinke had just won the Heisman, FSU was about to play […]

Well, I’m 9-8-1 overall but 3-0 on double unit plays for a decent +4 units for the year. It’s been a below average run, but I’m still making money. The good news is that I really, really like this week’s card. I like it more than Chooky likes frosted tipped boy bands, […]

Dear Mike Gundy,
Stop running the option with Bobby Reid. It’s not something he does well. Here’s how it worked against Georgia: Reid runs down the line of scrimmage, comes to a complete stop and then gets clocked by either a Georgia linebacker or safety. He seems to be a better runner when it’s not a […]