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Nebraska Cornhuskers

Internets prankster works for UT

Turns out the Nebraska fan who posted the fake internet story about Sam Bradford and Landry Jones works for UT. This part of the story was actually broken in our comments section yesterday making it the first and only time we will break anything. Unless ChrisApplewhite dunks.
James W. Conradt is the manager of UT’s computing […]

Hoops: (9) Texas 70 - Nebraska 66

Trips Right has the grades.
Scipio is stuck in the ESPN Gametracker vortex.

Nearly Cornholed. Nebraska Grades.

It would be hard to find an uglier win on the schedule. If you were a Major Leaguer mired in a 1-30 slump and you needed a slump buster, this game would fit the bill. But a win is a win is a win, as the ninth ranked Texas Longhorns held off an […]

Nebraska Game Analysis Using ESPN Gametracker

The game wasn’t available here in California. The local Fox affiliates were showing a Communal Kiln Building Exercise, lacrosse (OMG, pass it to Taylor; Cody, pass it to Taylor!), and the District Ashram Championships in boogey boarding.
Don’t worry. Not seeing the game doesn’t preclude me from expert analysis. I’m […]

Bill Callahan has a limited vocabulary

Nebraska coach Bill Callahan says he would not consider resigning before the end of the season no matter what amount of money they throw at him.
“That term ‘resignation’ is not in our vocabulary,” Callahan said.
Other terms not in Callahan’s vocabulary include ‘defense’ and ‘introspection.’
Nebraska stupidly gave Callahan an extension earlier this year so they’ll have […]

Texas Football: Nebraska Post-Mortem

I have a work colleague whose husband is a manager at the Venetian in Las Vegas. It might surprise you then, classy joint that the Venetian is, to learn that it is the site of the prestigious Adult Video Awards. Aside from the enjoyment of seeing porn stars being led through the lobby […]

Tom Osborne has never heard of Freud

Bill Callahan is done at Nebraska. You know it. I know it. Greg Davis will figure it out in the 4th quarter of the 2010 game in Lincoln.
When Tom Osborne was asked about rebuilding the walk on program during a television interview last week, he said, “Well, that will depend somewhat on the new coaching […]

I heart Bill Little

Anybody who can write an article titled ‘The chess game’ about Saturday’s Nebraska-Texas game is a national treasure.
“Football, by its nature, is a lot like chess, which is sport’s version of a war battle. The coaches are the architects of the battle, and the players are the warriors who execute. The strategy begins long […]

Liveblogging Texas versus Nebraska

Mack Brown going for his 100th win at Texas. That’s 1 conference championship for every 100 victories. Or 1 conference championship equals 100 wins in dog years.
Still showing the end of Colorado at Tech. Tech trying to prevent their 2nd straight loss. Colorado trying to prevent their 3rd straight.
Bill Callahan is not to be outdone. […]

Bill Callahan calls Tom Osborne a “f—”

The situation in Nebraska just keeps getting better.
A Nebraska student has written a book about the history of the football program. He had help from a former trainer, Doak Ostergard. Ostergard provided some juicy stories, some of which were excerpted in the Daily Nebraskan yesterday.
Ostergard told a story of Callahan being upset with Osborne […]

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