Barking Carnival

I typed in lines from some recruiting interviews and it gave me some useful insights. Thought I would share.

Translation in italics.
For me, it’s all about getting a good education. Seminole. Bank on it.
I want to major in finance or petroleum engineering. sociology, holla!
I value a family environment. I’m going to […]

I thought Reggie’s Bush Heisman was tarnished the day he got it. The best player in the country that season was Vince Young. He proved it to everyone a month later in the Rose Bowl. Hometown writer Kirk Bohls still insists he did the right thing.

I can’t wait to get my […]

OK, so maybe it was only the Houston Chronicle. Jerome Solomon explores what might have been if Texans management had found their senses in the boxes in Charlie Casserly’s office.
Charley Casserly, the general manager who made the choice for the Texans, isn’t in the mood to reflect on that question just yet. After saying […]

In the Greatest game of all time (that week), the Greatest team in college football history (USC) went up against the Greatest player in college football history (Vince Young) and the Greatest player won in dramatic fashion.
I’m a firm believer that without Vince, that would have been a terribly humiliating loss for Texas (pre-supposing that […]

Picture the scene. A narrow, lighted runway pierces the darkness, surrounded on all sides by a milling raucous crowd. Loud thumping industrial music blares behind flashing lights and scintillating visual effects. A slick-haired European metrosexual master of ceremonies exhorts the crowd, calling out in an accent thick as pitch, an amalgam of Andalusian, Bosnian and […]

Alright, whose fault is it? The Titans aren’t supposed to lose. When I correctly identify the person responsible for this mess, I’m kicking his ass. This whole 11 wins things is going to be impossible for me to pull off with this sort of chicanery going on. That was my take of course immediately following […]