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teh suck

When newspapers try to do teh internets

I guess everyone is a little jumpy in the fishwrap business these days. Rightfully so, say the buggy whip manufacturers.
How do you respond to this crazy internet, blog thing?
The Kansas City Star decided to have their Missouri Tiger sportswriter Mike DeArmond do a video blog (vlog).
This is teh suck. It sucks so bad […]

HenryJames Caught in Trannie Sting

Speaking of Internet hoaxes, HenryJames got busted in a trannie prostitute sting according to the Daily Post.
AUSTIN Last night, as most of us slept, local police conducted a massive sting operation targeted at the city’s prostitutes. Several officers from the Austin Police Department watched and waited as prostitutes walked up and down the streets of […]

You are part of the problem

This message is supported by Mack Brown.

The fact that he doesn’t realize the funny irony of his use of “crack detectives” is genius.
Dweeb. Bullfeathers?!? Wow. He gets it.
Porn has no redeeming qualities? I think not.
(h/t to The Wizard of Odds for the video)
More on this here.

Hey Houston - We’re #6!

Man, we can’t even excel at sucking. That honor, according to Forbes, goes to Atlanta, though it looks increasingly like Seattle will be passing them in the next couple of months. With the Rockets about to succumb to the McGrady phenomenon once again, and the Astros winding up for a truly hideous summer, we might […]

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  • NBMisha: It really doesn't matter, but working in Houston, with more than a few LSU creti...
  • dick: I give up. the guy puts up a clip that demonstrates clearly that it was an inco...
  • ftf: You won. Congrats. But it was a blown call. And not only was it an interception ...
  • dick: Tech is only -21. I guess they are thinking Ags could hang 30+ on them like Neb...
  • dick: I can't believe this is still being argued with how much this same exact call wa...
  • longhornmatt: "Texas Tech @ Texas A&M - Tech by 26.5" You clearly need to triple the sc...
  • p: "Don’t know about all this evidence stuff, just know that when you look on the...
  • Scipio Tex: Kafka: Let me simplify: you have to have possession of the ball after you hi...
  • Kafka: "Let’s talk about the interception where OU was robbed...It was upheld post-ga...

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