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Jeff Fisher Addresses Draft Critics

I’d like to thank everyone for coming, we’ve had some time to look at guys in organized drills and process some of things we were able to do in the draft and free agency, and we feel pretty good about where we are as a football team right now. Vince will be available a little […]

The Big 12’s Nightmare Draft

The Big 12 had its worse draft ever. Even Mike Reinfeldt and Jeff Fisher think so. It took 36 selections before the second Big 12 player was drafted. This is from a conference with four of Top 10 in the final AP rankings. Pathetic.

Powerhouse programs like Troy, Vanderbilt, Delaware, and Tennessee […]

God damn you, Jeff Fisher.

Seriously, Jeff? Another running back?
The Titans came into this draft knowing they needed a playmaker at wide receiver. Someone who can actually get separation from the defender in man coverage. Someone who can actually get open deep.
Instead they went for yet another running back because that’s all Jeff Fisher knows. Conservative offense. Run […]

Jeff Fisher Wants To Be Paul Brown

Of Course Jeff Fisher wants to be Paul Brown. All NFL coaches do. They all, in their mind’s eye, see themselves as the ultra-intense, smarter-than-the-competition, harder working, driven-winner coach whose force of will and personal vision of football strategy drives a team to championships. Paul Brown had the most professional staff, micro-managed every detail, and […]

Norm Chow to interview for UCLA job

According to the Los Angeles Times.
He’s making about $1 million a year as the Titans offensive coordinator, and Karl Dorrell’s UCLA contract was $850,000 plus incentives.
Hard to compete against Pete Carroll on that salary.
Other candidates to replace Dorrell include Greg Davis. Davis is also a candidate to replace Chow if he leaves the Titans.

Titans Week 14

Hey Norm.
Hey.
Watcha doin’?
Pounding.
Uhh…. okay. That makes sense. I guess.
It’s pretty simple. I have this square peg and I’ve been sitting here pounding it into a board with a round hole.
That’s stupid. How long have you been doing that?
Several months now.
Is it working?
Not really. I mean, it looks like […]

Titans - Week Somethingorother

Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue.

Looks like I picked a good week to be traveling and miss two games though. It’s been a bitterweet time for me since I’ve been away, like the episode where Kelly couldn’t go the prom because her Dad lost his job, so Zack made a […]

Titans - Week 10

Don’t know what you got… till it’s gone…
Don’t know what it is… I did so wrong
Now I know what I got
It’s just this song
And it ain’t easy to get back
Takes so long…
Don’t know what you got… till it’s gone.
A great philosopher once said that. I can’t confirm that he was directly addressing our rush defense […]

Titans - Midseason

You know why people eat at Chili’s or Applebee’s? I don’t mean people in Oklahoma who don’t have anywhere else to go, I’m talking about well educated people with alternatives. You know, people who get it, like you and me. We’re not fooled by Jack Daniel’s grilling sauce- we know the alcohol evaporates with heat, […]

Tennessee Titans - Week 8

I’d like to start with some advice for my fellow Austinites who were unable to see the game this week. Let’s stick with options other than whining or boycotts, which are supergay, and also Houston has them copyrighted.
1. Replay the Tampa game and pretend it’s the Raiders. Trust me. It was the exact same […]

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