Barking Carnival

I’m generally immune to internet memes, not sure why, but it makes sense given the hardy ethnic stock in question. Rooting around in bogs for millenia combined with even infrequent ancestral consumption of haggis necessarily renders a hardy constitution, which naturally spills over into other facets of one’s life, like the intergoogle. I have watched […]

I finally got to sit down and watch some games this weekend.
Alabama is not as good as their ranking. They’re very one dimensional on offense, and John Parker Wilson Lewis Can’t Lose is mediocre. Any team that forces them to pass has a chance. Their defense is giving up yards but not points, and that’s […]

ESPN has assembled a panel comprising ‘analysts, former players, former coaches and ESPN.com’s college football staff’ to vote on their Heisman candidates at this point in the season.
Chase Daniel is the clear favorite at this point followed by Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez. I’d personally rank Sanchez number one at this point because he has […]

Finally someone said it.
What got lost last year among the Heisman Trophy hype and all those huge four yard rushes was one simple fact. When the game is on the line, don’t look to Tim Tebow to win it.
He didn’t lead Florida to a single fourth quarter comeback last year. He had his […]

If we were Aggies, we would boycott
OK, this Tim Tebow shit is really getting out of hand.
First, Urban Meyer said in July to a Miami alumni group that Tim Tebow ”is the greatest player of our era.”
And now, we have this gem from Men’s Fitness.
“When you look at who the biggest star among [the […]

Well, another kiss your sooner sister last week going 2-2. Overall, 24-20-3, up four units for the year. The writeups this week will be short and sweet, mainly because it’s a big card and I’ve had a very busy week.
Wisconsin -7.5 vs. Indiana. After two disappointing road losses Wisky bounced back in […]

LSU fans got Florida quarterback Tim Tebow’s cellphone number last week, and left hundreds of voicemails and text messages on it.
Naturally some (most?) of the messages included physical threats and profanity.
“I really don’t use that type of language too much, so I can’t tell you,” Tebow said.

‘Some dude just said he’d teabag me.’
Tebow doesn’t […]