Barking Carnival

The Golf Prick rankings for this week haven’t been as high since Steve Spurrier was wrecking shit in the golf course mecca of Florida. Be sure to check the weekly blogpoll.
1.  Bob Stoops - takes the top spot with a #2 team ranking
2.  Gary Pinkel - making a strong appearance at #3
3.  Urban Meyer […]

If we were Aggies, we would boycott
OK, this Tim Tebow shit is really getting out of hand.
First, Urban Meyer said in July to a Miami alumni group that Tim Tebow ”is the greatest player of our era.”
And now, we have this gem from Men’s Fitness.
“When you look at who the biggest star among [the […]

Given the high brow discussion regarding how Stoops handled Dvoracek and how Brown handled Andre Jones, I found it interesting that Urban Legend Meyer was faced with a similar scenario.
You see, Ronnie Wilson fired an AK 47 into the air to end a skirmish in a parking lot. He ultimately pled down the charges […]

Here are the ten best current coaches presented in an inarguable top ten list:

Since Orgeron got canned at Ole Miss on November 24th, he has had plenty of time to kill. He signed on to be the New Orleans Saints DL coach in late January.

Yeah, I think it is funny
Everyone knows Big Ed loves to recruit. He even replaced his drinking and tail chasing […]

I have been as guilty as anyone in getting frustrated with Mack Brown over the course of his 10-year tenure. I’ve even called for his head at several points. I want to say right now that I think those of you who assume we have to resort to a wine-sipping John Mackovic have […]

It’s true. Mostly true.
There are different variations of the spread. Urban Meyer uses the spread option at Florida, but other teams spread the field without adding the option element. The option element is what makes it so dangerous.
“It’s not that big a deal unless your quarterback is a runner, because then it’s just shotgun offense,” […]

As the college season makes the turn for the home stretch, it is clearly time to start talking about who gets whacked — particularly given this weekend’s Battle of the Buyouts in Lincoln. This year’s coaching carousel seems destined to be as bloody as the last 6 episodes of the Sopranos.

Yeah, I’ll fucking […]

LSU fans got Florida quarterback Tim Tebow’s cellphone number last week, and left hundreds of voicemails and text messages on it.
Naturally some (most?) of the messages included physical threats and profanity.
“I really don’t use that type of language too much, so I can’t tell you,” Tebow said.

‘Some dude just said he’d teabag me.’
Tebow doesn’t […]

Urban Meyer looks like a grown up version of Frankie Muniz. I don’t care. I like him anyway. He’s a baby-faced assassin. And he tells you where you stand with him.
He calls his Tuesday practices ‘Bloody Tuesday.’ It’s a full speed practice during which Meyer breaks down areas of his team then builds them back up. […]