Comments on: Improved PR for Crack Cocaine

By: jimmyjazz

jimmyjazz — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 21:16:26 +0000

“Is it too much to ask for at least an alacritous response, explanation, and an estimated time of arrival?”

Did they at least bookend the delivery time, like the cable company does? You know, between 8 AM and noon, etc.?

By: SeeingRed

SeeingRed — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 20:22:18 +0000

That’s not right! Have you guys been smoking the pot, too?

By: SizzleChest

SizzleChest — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 02:00:53 +0000

I just curled my right index and middle fingers into a spoon so I could eat some borracho beans, silverware be damned.

I think it would make a nifty coke spoon, but alas the mess.

By: MIA

MIA — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 19:41:58 +0000

Dude, I feel like I’ve known you all my life. I have been noodle dude. It aint no joke.

By: mileslong

mileslong — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 19:19:44 +0000

good stuff chooky. i have been thinking about growing my pinky nail out long so i can get a quick bump in the bathroom when in public places, is that considered cool?

By: BoBaShar

BoBaShar — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 01:49:18 +0000

Cock splint. Bravo!

By: Chooky

Chooky — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 01:19:25 +0000

You just made the list, buddy. Also, I don’t like no one touching my stuff. So just keep your meat-hooks off. If I catch any of you guys in my stuff, I’ll kill you. And I don’t like nobody touching me. Any of you homos touch me, and I’ll kill you.

By: Doperbo

Doperbo — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 00:49:56 +0000

Chooky, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy.

By: Chooky

Chooky — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 00:05:52 +0000

football

By: Longhorn_Steve

Longhorn_Steve — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 23:47:07 +0000

so in other words, Greg Davis sucks.