Comments on: Why Would I Opine on Michael Vick? http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chooky/why-would-i-opine-on-michael-vick Mon, 13 Oct 2008 01:57:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: mileslong http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chooky/why-would-i-opine-on-michael-vick#comment-1163 mileslong Thu, 13 Sep 2007 20:28:32 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chooky/why-would-i-opine-on-michael-vick#comment-1163 i find it ironic that a blog about michael vick and his mistreatment of dogs in on a site called the "barking carnival" and i also find it ironic that the only really solid portrayal we've seen of captain marvel lately was in alex ross and jim kruegers JUSTICE series... i find it ironic that a blog about michael vick and his mistreatment of dogs in on a site called the “barking carnival” and i also find it ironic that the only really solid portrayal we’ve seen of captain marvel lately was in alex ross and jim kruegers JUSTICE series…

]]> By: Ghost of Pitbull http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chooky/why-would-i-opine-on-michael-vick#comment-684 Ghost of Pitbull Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:05:49 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chooky/why-would-i-opine-on-michael-vick#comment-684 The most satisfying part is the look on their face when they know they're f*cked. We've all seen that on Vick now so the the healing can begin. In all my time, O.J. is the one person I know that America has never forgiven... ultimately because he's never had to publicly acknowledge the time he made lewd gestures to an undercover cop in the next stall with his bloody Bruno Magli shoes. Expect to see an NFL Vick in 2009-2010. The most satisfying part is the look on their face when they know they’re f*cked. We’ve all seen that on Vick now so the the healing can begin.

In all my time, O.J. is the one person I know that America has never forgiven… ultimately because he’s never had to publicly acknowledge the time he made lewd gestures to an undercover cop in the next stall with his bloody Bruno Magli shoes.

Expect to see an NFL Vick in 2009-2010.

]]> By: Uncle Teardrop http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chooky/why-would-i-opine-on-michael-vick#comment-652 Uncle Teardrop Wed, 29 Aug 2007 16:49:04 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chooky/why-would-i-opine-on-michael-vick#comment-652 The American public can tolerate a certain amount of waving under the stall as long as your completion rate is not 52 percent. By the way, what's Aikman up to nowadays? The American public can tolerate a certain amount of waving under the stall as long as your completion rate is not 52 percent. By the way, what’s Aikman up to nowadays?

]]> By: Doperbo http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chooky/why-would-i-opine-on-michael-vick#comment-651 Doperbo Wed, 29 Aug 2007 15:47:53 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chooky/why-would-i-opine-on-michael-vick#comment-651 Okay that accuracy bit was out of line. And very funny. If I'm Vick's PR guy I'm cutting my losses short term and thinking long, 2012 maybe. Popular opinion will soften just enough to navigate the tricky shoals of a television comeback. Our pitch is a reality show, working title: The Two Vicks, it will be just like The Two Corey's, with less whining and no berets. Mike and Marcus will get jobs at a Petco, live in a house with 6 strangers (we'll mix 3 O.G.s and 3 NOW members for dramatic tension), and at the end of 6 months they have to perform the entire Slippery When Wet album live before a studio audience. Acoustic. Okay that accuracy bit was out of line. And very funny.

If I’m Vick’s PR guy I’m cutting my losses short term and thinking long, 2012 maybe. Popular opinion will soften just enough to navigate the tricky shoals of a television comeback. Our pitch is a reality show, working title: The Two Vicks, it will be just like The Two Corey’s, with less whining and no berets. Mike and Marcus will get jobs at a Petco, live in a house with 6 strangers (we’ll mix 3 O.G.s and 3 NOW members for dramatic tension), and at the end of 6 months they have to perform the entire Slippery When Wet album live before a studio audience. Acoustic.

]]> By: Chooky http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chooky/why-would-i-opine-on-michael-vick#comment-636 Chooky Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:59:05 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chooky/why-would-i-opine-on-michael-vick#comment-636 I broke the Barking Carnival. I broke the Barking Carnival.

]]> By: Huckleberry http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chooky/why-would-i-opine-on-michael-vick#comment-635 Huckleberry Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:50:46 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chooky/why-would-i-opine-on-michael-vick#comment-635 Dammit, Chooky. You messed up the italics tag. I don't think you ever closed it. </i> Fool. Dammit, Chooky. You messed up the italics tag. I don’t think you ever closed it.

Fool.

]]> By: HenryJames http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chooky/why-would-i-opine-on-michael-vick#comment-634 HenryJames Wed, 29 Aug 2007 12:50:14 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chooky/why-would-i-opine-on-michael-vick#comment-634 Vick should have dressed the dogs up like Mexican wrestlers before fighting them. Vick should have dressed the dogs up like Mexican wrestlers before fighting them.

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