Comments on: Get Dumped Like A Man http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chrisapplewhite/get-dumped-like-a-man Fri, 25 Jul 2008 07:39:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: coach Callahan http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chrisapplewhite/get-dumped-like-a-man#comment-11917 coach Callahan Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:42:33 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chrisapplewhite/get-dumped-like-a-man#comment-11917 try not to go the Happy Valley way though: <a href="http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/2008/04/02/basketball_player_to_be_charge.aspx" rel="nofollow">Read it and Rub it</a> try not to go the Happy Valley way though: Read it and Rub it

]]> By: coach Callahan http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chrisapplewhite/get-dumped-like-a-man#comment-11915 coach Callahan Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:38:43 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chrisapplewhite/get-dumped-like-a-man#comment-11915 Don't listen to Mike. If you save too many of them you can die from MSB, Massive Sperm Backup. No one wants to go out that way. Besides you don't want to have so much built up you accidently blow a bitches head off. Don’t listen to Mike. If you save too many of them you can die from MSB, Massive Sperm Backup. No one wants to go out that way. Besides you don’t want to have so much built up you accidently blow a bitches head off.

]]> By: Mike Peters http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chrisapplewhite/get-dumped-like-a-man#comment-11914 Mike Peters Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:32:17 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chrisapplewhite/get-dumped-like-a-man#comment-11914 oh and... stop rubbing one off. Save your buddies for the mother load. She'll be very happy. oh and…

stop rubbing one off. Save your buddies for the mother load. She’ll be very happy.

]]> By: Mike Peters http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chrisapplewhite/get-dumped-like-a-man#comment-11913 Mike Peters Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:30:50 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chrisapplewhite/get-dumped-like-a-man#comment-11913 movie to watch: Swingers - don't be the cute little bunny. Vanilla Sky - Introspection. Magnolia - TJ Makey - Respect the cock. and finally... Shawshank Redemption. - Coz it can always be worse. But mostly because every man needs Hope. Good luck on your journey back. In the meantime, be the Private Dick for Hire...refuse no acceptable offer. movie to watch:

Swingers - don’t be the cute little bunny.

Vanilla Sky - Introspection.

Magnolia - TJ Makey - Respect the cock.

and finally…

Shawshank Redemption. - Coz it can always be worse. But mostly because every man needs Hope.

Good luck on your journey back. In the meantime, be the Private Dick for Hire…refuse no acceptable offer.

]]> By: ChrisApplewhite http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chrisapplewhite/get-dumped-like-a-man#comment-11910 ChrisApplewhite Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:36:14 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chrisapplewhite/get-dumped-like-a-man#comment-11910 Alright, I get the message, I need to lose ten pounds. Why don't you dump me, too, community!? Sorry, that was the emo talking. I'll shave, hit the gym, and stop dressing all in black. I'll even toss the mascara. We can do this, together. Oh by the way, does anyone have any hot sisters or maybe open marriages? Alright, I get the message, I need to lose ten pounds. Why don’t you dump me, too, community!?

Sorry, that was the emo talking.

I’ll shave, hit the gym, and stop dressing all in black. I’ll even toss the mascara.

We can do this, together.

Oh by the way, does anyone have any hot sisters or maybe open marriages?

]]> By: Bates Horn http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chrisapplewhite/get-dumped-like-a-man#comment-11909 Bates Horn Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:15:12 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chrisapplewhite/get-dumped-like-a-man#comment-11909 As somebody who is going through something similar, I can second the workout advice. At least you'll know your can pound the crap out of the next guy...... As somebody who is going through something similar, I can second the workout advice. At least you’ll know your can pound the crap out of the next guy……

]]> By: ChrisApplewhite http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chrisapplewhite/get-dumped-like-a-man#comment-11908 ChrisApplewhite Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:40:18 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chrisapplewhite/get-dumped-like-a-man#comment-11908 I can already throw a football over them there mountains. I can already throw a football over them there mountains.

]]> By: Sasha_Is_A_Longhorn_Dog http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chrisapplewhite/get-dumped-like-a-man#comment-11907 Sasha_Is_A_Longhorn_Dog Thu, 03 Apr 2008 13:18:30 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chrisapplewhite/get-dumped-like-a-man#comment-11907 I agree with working out more. From a woman's perspective, there is nothing that would suck worse than seeing an ex who not only looks better than he did while he was dating you, but also is now with a girl who is undeniably hot. I agree with working out more. From a woman’s perspective, there is nothing that would suck worse than seeing an ex who not only looks better than he did while he was dating you, but also is now with a girl who is undeniably hot.

]]> By: Kafka http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chrisapplewhite/get-dumped-like-a-man#comment-11905 Kafka Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:56:25 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chrisapplewhite/get-dumped-like-a-man#comment-11905 Stay away from booze, etc. Work out more. Work more. Spend more time with friends and family. Remember that people are inherently screwed up and that the vast majority of relationships are doomed. Right after a breakup is not a good time for introspection because it is an exercise in psychological self mutilation. Stay away from serious dating but definitely resume relations with women ASAP, preferably with someone who is really happy to hook up with you. better to hook up with somebody from your past who is good in the sack but not girl friend material. Make it clear over and over that you are "emotionally fragile" and not ready for a relationship (probably ever). Stay away from booze, etc.

Work out more.

Work more.

Spend more time with friends and family.

Remember that people are inherently screwed up and that the vast majority of relationships are doomed. Right after a breakup is not a good time for introspection because it is an exercise in psychological self mutilation.

Stay away from serious dating but definitely resume relations with women ASAP, preferably with someone who is really happy to hook up with you. better to hook up with somebody from your past who is good in the sack but not girl friend material. Make it clear over and over that you are “emotionally fragile” and not ready for a relationship (probably ever).

]]> By: ChrisApplewhite http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chrisapplewhite/get-dumped-like-a-man#comment-11904 ChrisApplewhite Thu, 03 Apr 2008 04:54:08 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/chrisapplewhite/get-dumped-like-a-man#comment-11904 I've seen Closer. That movie was disgusting, and if I end up with Julia Roberts in the end I might shoot myself in the goddamn head. Never seen Jade but I have seen CSI Miami. I'll need to buy some sunglasses. "Would you like to . . . do it yourself?" I’ve seen Closer. That movie was disgusting, and if I end up with Julia Roberts in the end I might shoot myself in the goddamn head.

Never seen Jade but I have seen CSI Miami. I’ll need to buy some sunglasses.

“Would you like to . . . do it yourself?”

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