Guess The Coach!

He beats up on a weak ass conference that still gets respect based on name recognition, but really has nothing to offer in the way of competition.

The first good team that he faces is often his final opponent in the BCS.

His defenses are good . . . unless you spread them out.

Won a MNC title his second year by beating a team on the beginning of it’s decline, just before anyone realized it yet.

Dominates his main rival (who is perennially disappointing, save a year or two) whose head coach is more interested in building a glee club than a football team.

Has a tenacious love of a certain clothing item that has partly defined the man himself.

Inspires a bitchload of sour grapes in young ChrisApplewhite.

Is it:

A)

or

B)

or

C)
all of the above.

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  1. HenryJames
    January 8, 2008 at 8:01 am

    “I’d rather win the Holiday/Cotton/Alamo Bowl than lose the BCS Championship game!”

    /hate

    //nice pic of Doperbo with Stoops

  2. Groundhog Day
    January 8, 2008 at 8:06 am

    Applewhite,

    Go back and look at the Miami team he beat….Absolutely stacked with pro players. The Decline started after that year.

    Ohio State besides this year actually plays a pretty good nonconference schedule. I know they play USC next year.

  3. Unbiased Horn
    January 8, 2008 at 8:13 am

    I wonder what people would really think of Tressel right now if that ref doesn’t throw that 5 second late flag in that Miami/OSU title game?

  4. Huckleberry
    January 8, 2008 at 8:42 am

    They would think that he got ripped off in his first BCS title game. Because Sharpe absolutely mugged Gamble.

    That’s what.

  5. echeese
    January 8, 2008 at 8:58 am

    It is Stoops -

    who is the dork with Stoops?

  6. bizarro echeese
    January 8, 2008 at 9:27 am

    The earth version of me just loves glee clubs. And bathhouses.

  7. HenryJames
    January 8, 2008 at 9:35 am

    I was surprised at how easily LSU got the matchups they wanted just by changing their formations.

  8. Greg D.
    January 8, 2008 at 9:46 am

    I’m not following you.

  9. Mr. Davis
    January 8, 2008 at 11:16 am

    (blank stare)

  10. Unbiased Horn
    January 8, 2008 at 9:38 pm

    “They would think that he got ripped off in his first BCS title game. Because Sharpe absolutely mugged Gamble.”

    I really don’t think there would be that much outcry at all, not nearly as much as what did come out of that call.

  11. Murfdogg21
    January 9, 2008 at 11:25 am

    C. They are both turds whose tears taste like honey.

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