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Erin Andrews’ Jugs

This is the best picture I can find from the Jimmy Kimmel Show tonight before the game.

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  1. uthookem
    June 5, 2008 at 9:56 pm

    I would Uchi on that.

  2. DrkBgrk
    June 5, 2008 at 10:30 pm

    this is worth posting?

  3. dedfischer
    June 6, 2008 at 3:31 am

    sports related? I can take it down?

  4. Minnesotahorn
    June 6, 2008 at 5:30 am

    Erin Andrews is an interesting internet phenomenon. For as many drooling oglers as she attracts there are an equal number of Internet Rico Suaves so eager to prove their discerning female tastes or unquantifiably greater conquests that they’ll tell anyone who’ll listen about how they wouldn’t touch her with Sarah Jessica Parker’s dick.

  5. HenryJames
    June 6, 2008 at 5:54 am

    Well, yeah. Have you ever seen a horse’s dick?

  6. Nordberg
    June 6, 2008 at 6:23 am

    “this is worth posting?”

    Yes. Half the topics here could be about Erin Andrews and that would be fine with me.

  7. Buddy Garrity
    June 6, 2008 at 6:56 am

    Be careful with that pic, I think you got Bruce Pearl leaving a pool of sweat.

  8. dick
    June 6, 2008 at 6:56 am

    fakers?

  9. Minnesotahorn
    June 6, 2008 at 7:50 am

    “Be careful with that pic, I think you got Bruce Pearl leaving a pool of sweat.”

    And Sean Sutton. Wait, nevermind.

  10. SeeingRed
    June 6, 2008 at 8:36 am

    Them titties make Mr. Keith Jackson want to dot the “i” in Ohio!

  11. BrickHorn
    June 6, 2008 at 8:40 am

    Take an above-average female specimen, insert into televised sporting event and add thick beer goggles and the result is a widespread and objectively unreasonable estimation of said specimen’s appearance. Example: numerous internet postings about a specific feature of said specimen that is objectively unremarkable.

    Erin Andrews : football fans :: Anne Coulter : the pimply-faced, would-be fascist membership of the Young Republicans

  12. BatesHorn
    June 6, 2008 at 9:36 am

    Look, Erin Andrews, face wise, is a little overblown (on the otherhand, she’s got an ass that’s mere presence violates descency laws in several states), But after looking at Phil Fulmer sweating away on the sideline during an SEC game, a cut away to Erin Andrews will give any one a solid chubby.

    Ann Coulter is a MAN.

  13. Scipio Tex
    June 6, 2008 at 9:51 am

    Erin Andrews is not “above-average.” Give me a f’in break.

  14. BrickHorn
    June 6, 2008 at 9:53 am

    Bates,

    Fair enough. But consider the topic of this thread. If you plotted her relevant measurables on a gaussian curve, she would likely fall below the mean value and certainly no better than within the “average” range. We’re NOT talking about Morgana the Kissing Bandit, here.

  15. Nordberg
    June 6, 2008 at 11:02 am

    She has perfect breasts and a perfect ass. And she knows her sports, bigger than shit. She’s the ultimate male fantasy.

    Look at the picture again. Christ she’s hot.

  16. Jesus Christ
    June 6, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    She has perfect breasts and a perfect ass. And she knows her sports, bigger than shit. She’s the ultimate male fantasy.

    Look at the picture again. Christ she’s hot.

    Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don’t drag me into this.

  17. Phuk
    June 6, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    She DOES NOT have a great ass. Christ.

  18. Tiki Barber
    June 6, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    I think Melissa Stark is way hotter.

  19. Parlin Hall
    June 6, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    I will not be satisfied until Henry James composes a Diane Lane tribute.

    (With clips, of course.)

  20. Sasha_Is_A_Longhorn_Dog
    June 7, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    I fully expect y’all to post some pictures of hot guys now. You need to cater to ALL areas of your audience. I’m thinking pictures similar to the ones Tom Brady has, only I hate Tom Brady, so pick a different male athlete that 1) is good at what he does and 2) has killer abs.

  21. HenryJames
    June 7, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    TechnoViking didn’t do it for you?

  22. SeeingRed
    June 9, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    Melissa Stark has man hands.

    She could crush a microphone like a couple sheets of loose leaf.

  23. BatesHorn
    June 10, 2008 at 5:08 am

    I’ll throw in for a Diane Lane retrospective. I was watching Lonesome Dove the other day and her beauty only get’s more blinding in LD with each passing year. It makes it all the more appalling that they cast Angelica Huston as Gus’ true love. Puke.

  24. Art Vandelay
    July 17, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    Erin at the 2005 College World Series. I sat next to her for an inning. She smells nice.

  25. Art Vandelay
    July 17, 2008 at 1:41 pm
  26. ArmTackler
    October 4, 2008 at 10:16 am

    I bet Erin Andrews tackles better than Deon Beasley. And just to prove it, I’ll be her tackling dummy.

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