Hard Knocks Finale
Let’s cover what we learned in this interesting final episode:
- Marion the Barbarian has a softer side, that being he’s the black version of Beethoven.
- Pacman Jones still fishes with a Zebco 33.
- Pacman won’t be gleeking on ho’s or strippers as the bitches TO lines up are more than willing.
- Poor Danny Amendola, he’s resigned to $88,000 for 17 weeks of practicing football and running the circuit of hot Uptown tail with these 5 words, “I play for the Cowboys.” Best pickup line ever in this town.
- Kiki Lattimore should move to linebacker or fullback.
- Amarillo Palo Duro representin’ with a practice squad player in Julius Crosslin, the first since William Thomas to find a place in the league.
- Martellus Bennett will be better than Antonio Gates, if he ever gets his shit together. Laugh, but he’s faster, has just as good of hands, and will eventually be one of the premier blocking tight ends in the NFL. I love the way that guy blocks.
- All of those who picked Witten on their fantasy team will receive their dividends with 10 catches for 120 yards a game and 2 TDs until the WRs get healthy.
Feel free to add what you learned, that’s all I can think of right now.
America’s Team uses America’s Reel
September 4, 2008 at 7:34 am
ChrisApplewhite uses a Snoopy Zebco.
September 4, 2008 at 8:36 am
Best line of the series- Wade Phillips talking about the Garrett’s being smart because they went to Princeton, “Hey, there’s one more. I went to Houston.” (he was joking)
September 4, 2008 at 6:15 pm
I loved Bum Phillips back in the day, and if nothing else that series has demonstrated apple/tree. Seems like a really good guy to play for.
I also found Deion’s comments about Goodell interesting.
October 1, 2008 at 8:15 am
I ran into Danny Amendola at the Loon Bar last weekend. Cool guy. He will be practicing his release against the press coverage of Dallas’ finest tail for the next few months.