Comments on: The Art of the Deal http://www.barkingcarnival.com/drjhorn/the-art-of-the-deal Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:46:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Parlin Hall http://www.barkingcarnival.com/drjhorn/the-art-of-the-deal#comment-12107 Parlin Hall Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:33:32 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/drjhorn/the-art-of-the-deal#comment-12107 It's all in the elegant hand gestures, and no one gave better hand than Carol. Even Monte got aroused from time to time by the hypnotizing, poetic, sinous motions she would make around avocado green dishwashers. Sometimes harvest gold stuff, too. What a woman. It’s all in the elegant hand gestures, and no one gave better hand than Carol.

Even Monte got aroused from time to time by the hypnotizing, poetic, sinous motions she would make around avocado green dishwashers.

Sometimes harvest gold stuff, too. What a woman.

]]> By: DrJHorn http://www.barkingcarnival.com/drjhorn/the-art-of-the-deal#comment-12106 DrJHorn Mon, 07 Apr 2008 00:30:54 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/drjhorn/the-art-of-the-deal#comment-12106 I am waiting for the Negotiation Death Cage Match between between a Mafia don from Brooklyn, an Israeli head of state, and a curio salesman from a Beijing hutong. I will bet the farm on the Beijinger and end up fabulously wealthy. Parlin, you are correct about Carol Merrill. Too many people get caught up in the Mary Ann vs. Ginger argument or the "who was the best James Bond?" debates. It is high time for the Carol Merrill vs. Vanna White discussion. I am waiting for the Negotiation Death Cage Match between between a Mafia don from Brooklyn, an Israeli head of state, and a curio salesman from a Beijing hutong. I will bet the farm on the Beijinger and end up fabulously wealthy.

Parlin, you are correct about Carol Merrill. Too many people get caught up in the Mary Ann vs. Ginger argument or the “who was the best James Bond?” debates. It is high time for the Carol Merrill vs. Vanna White discussion.

]]> By: ChrisApplewhite http://www.barkingcarnival.com/drjhorn/the-art-of-the-deal#comment-12103 ChrisApplewhite Sun, 06 Apr 2008 21:23:57 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/drjhorn/the-art-of-the-deal#comment-12103 I can pay in US dollars, is that OK? No place else will take them. I can pay in US dollars, is that OK? No place else will take them.

]]> By: Parlin Hall http://www.barkingcarnival.com/drjhorn/the-art-of-the-deal#comment-12099 Parlin Hall Sun, 06 Apr 2008 21:14:17 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/drjhorn/the-art-of-the-deal#comment-12099 It's just wrong to mention and show Monte Hall without giving props to Carol Merrill. She carried that guy, after all. I like to think that, if I'd been a contestant, I'd have said something lewd about her and been offered no deal at all. It’s just wrong to mention and show Monte Hall without giving props to Carol Merrill. She carried that guy, after all.

I like to think that, if I’d been a contestant, I’d have said something lewd about her and been offered no deal at all.

]]> By: srr1950 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/drjhorn/the-art-of-the-deal#comment-12098 srr1950 Sun, 06 Apr 2008 21:13:05 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/drjhorn/the-art-of-the-deal#comment-12098 CA, you should ask DrJHorn about his dating service. It works exclusively with UT athletes and his ex-girl friends, but maybe he is willing to branch out. CA, you should ask DrJHorn about his dating service. It works exclusively with UT athletes and his ex-girl friends, but maybe he is willing to branch out.

]]> By: ChrisApplewhite http://www.barkingcarnival.com/drjhorn/the-art-of-the-deal#comment-12096 ChrisApplewhite Sun, 06 Apr 2008 20:36:11 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/drjhorn/the-art-of-the-deal#comment-12096 You know, it occurs to me that I should ask you to help me find asian hookers. You'd probably just get me one with a penis, though. You know, it occurs to me that I should ask you to help me find asian hookers.

You’d probably just get me one with a penis, though.

]]> By: Scipio Tex http://www.barkingcarnival.com/drjhorn/the-art-of-the-deal#comment-12086 Scipio Tex Sun, 06 Apr 2008 18:55:05 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/drjhorn/the-art-of-the-deal#comment-12086 Funny post. You clearly have a discerning eye. I'd like to set up a import/export business with you. When I was in Southern Africa, I loaded up on various mementos and whatever I couldn't carry on my flight, I sent to myself via sea mail. Sea mail is the cheapest way to ship an international parcel. It's sort of the international mail service's attempt at a coin flip. I walked my cherished valuables over to a South African post net in Jo-burg, paid a few rand for a box and some bubble wrap, and sent it off with the knowledge that I'd probably never see any of it ever again. Five months later, having written the package off three months earlier, I received my parcel mummified in tape after someone had slit open my box to examine my contents and, disgusted by an absence of valuables and an overrepresentation of a wooden giraffes, bushman rock art, and painted ostrich eggs, moved on to richer pickings. I'm not sure what happened after that, but I'd like to think my parcel went around the world like a Bugs Bunny baseball probably lingering for weeks at a time in various exotic ports. I still have it all and am waiting for it to be discovered on Antiques Road Show. Funny post.

You clearly have a discerning eye. I’d like to set up a import/export business with you.

When I was in Southern Africa, I loaded up on various mementos and whatever I couldn’t carry on my flight, I sent to myself via sea mail.

Sea mail is the cheapest way to ship an international parcel. It’s sort of the international mail service’s attempt at a coin flip.

I walked my cherished valuables over to a South African post net in Jo-burg, paid a few rand for a box and some bubble wrap, and sent it off with the knowledge that I’d probably never see any of it ever again.

Five months later, having written the package off three months earlier, I received my parcel mummified in tape after someone had slit open my box to examine my contents and, disgusted by an absence of valuables and an overrepresentation of a wooden giraffes, bushman rock art, and painted ostrich eggs, moved on to richer pickings.

I’m not sure what happened after that, but I’d like to think my parcel went around the world like a Bugs Bunny baseball probably lingering for weeks at a time in various exotic ports.

I still have it all and am waiting for it to be discovered on Antiques Road Show.

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