Auston English needs to become comfortably numb
Bob Stoops is a hardass. I think he played his senior season in high school with two broken legs and a sucking chest wound. Granted he couldn’t move and pretty much just bled all over the field, but he wasn’t a pussy. And Jefferson said that the football field of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of the Stoops brothers.
‘This Stoops kid isn’t biting on play action.’
That philosophy has carried over to Stoops’ coaching career. Injuries are just something you play through.
So the latest injury is Auston English’s broken foot. He sat out the Baylor game last week, and doctors inserted a metal rod into his foot this week to stabilize it.
Sounds like he’s done for the year.
“It sounds like it means he’s done for the year,” Stoops said. “But that’s not the case.”
Okay.
“It’s one of those comfort things. It’s literally day to day on how he feels.”
Comfort?
“The biggest thing for Auston is comfort,” defensive ends coach Chris Wilson said. “If his comfort level is good he can play Saturday.”
Comfort.
It’s a comfort thing for Jax.
November 15, 2007 at 4:56 pm
What about Mack Brown playing Cart McCoy?
November 15, 2007 at 6:13 pm
I’m going to punch Stoops in the balls.
November 15, 2007 at 6:34 pm
Is it a pin or some kind of cudgel?
November 15, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Put some tussin on it.
November 15, 2007 at 9:12 pm
This why I sends my son to OU. He get chants to play. Mak Brown don’t play no kids when they alls dinged up.
November 15, 2007 at 9:28 pm
I’m gonna shock the shit out of Bob Stoops unless English starts.
November 16, 2007 at 7:06 am
I’d like to see Stoops bring his little circus-act to Florida and step on the field with me and my Tampa Bay Storm! I’ll pick his ass apart! Lil’ bitch…
November 16, 2007 at 8:01 am
“This why I sends my son to OU. He get chants to play. Mak Brown don’t play no kids when they alls dinged up.”
They played my little boy. Oh, he dinged his head up something fierce, and his arm wasn’t no good neither, but Mister Mack wouldn’t let my boy ride the pine. No, sir. To think, Colt was in the 8th grade two years ago, and now he looks every bit of 16.
November 16, 2007 at 8:18 am
Stoops thinks water-boarding is for pussies.
He prefers to dangle them over Niagra Falls on a bungee cord.
November 16, 2007 at 8:40 am
Stoops plans to kill English and have his soul take over the body of Jonte Bumpus.
November 16, 2007 at 9:23 am
sonic boom?
November 16, 2007 at 4:40 pm
What ever happened to me?
November 17, 2007 at 7:27 pm
Uh, they’re checking him. He’s uh, got a, somewhat of of a, a a, concussion. He’s gotta a con, con concussion. It’s just how bad we don’t know. They’re checking him out right now.