Bill Callahan has a limited vocabulary
Nebraska coach Bill Callahan says he would not consider resigning before the end of the season no matter what amount of money they throw at him.
“That term ‘resignation’ is not in our vocabulary,” Callahan said.
Other terms not in Callahan’s vocabulary include ‘defense’ and ‘introspection.’
Nebraska stupidly gave Callahan an extension earlier this year so they’ll have to pay him $3.125 million if he’s fired this month. That’s like a dollar for each rushing yard Nebraska has given up this season.
Callahan says he’s actually received some supportive mail from fans, most of which is signed by some guy with the initials ‘DIAF.’
“There is no quit in this staff,” he said “We’re going to keep plugging away and keep pushing and keep coaching and try to get through this.”
‘Have you tried growing a moustache?’
November 7, 2007 at 8:09 am
Wow, that picture is perfection. You couldn’t find two more incompetent boobs outside of Pamela Anderson.
November 7, 2007 at 9:17 am
So it’s Callahan asking Wannstedt about trying to grow a ’stache, right?
November 7, 2007 at 9:28 am
How short is Callaghan?
November 7, 2007 at 10:06 am
His brother, Jeff Calahan, is the smarter and more talented of the two.
November 7, 2007 at 10:11 am
“Well, if you’re serious about a career in porn, you really should think about one of these. A willingness to work with dudes’ll open a few more doors too.”
November 7, 2007 at 10:12 am
Yeah, is Callahan a midget or is Wannstedt freakishly tall?
November 7, 2007 at 11:46 am
Wannstedt just looks tall because he’s standing on Jimmy Johnson’s shoulders.
November 7, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Wannstedt’s not that tall. I think he was coming in for a landing after hang gliding on his mustache.
November 9, 2007 at 2:08 pm
Do not doubt the Power of the Moustache.
November 9, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Dammit. How do you post pictures here?