Comments on: Bourne Three http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/bourne-three Mon, 01 Dec 2008 15:08:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Robert Gooyay http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/bourne-three#comment-349 Robert Gooyay Wed, 22 Aug 2007 05:28:27 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/bourne-three#comment-349 To answer 03ag - yes, go read the Stoops press interview. To answer 03ag - yes, go read the Stoops press interview.

]]> By: '03ag http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/bourne-three#comment-287 '03ag Tue, 21 Aug 2007 18:32:19 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/bourne-three#comment-287 is there anything on this site that isn't insanely hilarious? is there anything on this site that isn’t insanely hilarious?

]]> By: Scipio Tex http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/bourne-three#comment-29 Scipio Tex Tue, 07 Aug 2007 18:37:09 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/bourne-three#comment-29 I haven't seen a 145 pound guy kick that much ass since Sugar Ray Robinson died. The next book is the Bourne Cotillion. In an attempt to rehabilitate himself Bourne enrolls in Cotillion to learn to be a young gentleman and obtain a more definitive part in his hair. Things spiral downward when his instructor lover is murdered by the AARP. Bourne escapes their agents by disguising himself with a Sharpie moustache and speaking in a flawless Belgian accent. He breaks some people's clavicles in the airport and flies to Reykjavik. I haven’t seen a 145 pound guy kick that much ass since Sugar Ray Robinson died.

The next book is the Bourne Cotillion. In an attempt to rehabilitate himself Bourne enrolls in Cotillion to learn to be a young gentleman and obtain a more definitive part in his hair.

Things spiral downward when his instructor lover is murdered by the AARP. Bourne escapes their agents by disguising himself with a Sharpie moustache and speaking in a flawless Belgian accent.

He breaks some people’s clavicles in the airport and flies to Reykjavik.

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