Clemens hits into the rough on the second ho.
Another day, another woman with whom Roger Clemens has had an affair.
This time the New York Daily News is reporting that ’sources’ have told them that Clemens had an affair with John Daly’s ex-wife, Paulette Dean Daly.
They met at the Bob Hope Classic where she worked as a ‘Classic Girl.’ The tournament is supposed to have some really great parties, and Clemens was seen there as recently as 2006 ‘dancing around the party with an 8-foot-long boa constrictor around his neck.’
Would Bob Hope hit it?
I’m guessing at this point that Clemens won’t be winning his defamation suit against Brian McNamee.
May 1, 2008 at 6:13 am
I predict that John Daly’s ex-wife has done some kinky, kinky shit.
May 1, 2008 at 6:42 am
Must’ve been like throwing an oscar meyer weiner down an elevator shaft.
May 1, 2008 at 7:24 am
I do appreciate the paper pointing out that she wore white although all evidence seems to indicate she might not have been entitled to such honor.
May 1, 2008 at 7:32 am
“..and no tie.”
Oh, he tied one on alright.
May 1, 2008 at 8:00 am
Why would Clemens sleep with Paula Dean? “Butter me up and cover me in sour cream…”
Poor taste. I apologize. Isn’t Clemens wife really hot, btw?
May 1, 2008 at 8:12 am
She’s the one in the bikini.
May 1, 2008 at 8:14 am
I’m gonna have to get the wife some HGH
May 1, 2008 at 8:15 am
What was it that Annette Benning’s character said in “The Grifters”? Something about a hot tomato and a slice of cheese?
One wonders if there were ever two slices of cheddar involved.
(There’s an image for you.)
May 1, 2008 at 8:25 am
You’d think a perennial all-star could do better than 15-year-olds and Big Un’s sloppy seconds.
Does the thought of following Daly into the breach make anyone else’s butt pucker a little?
May 1, 2008 at 8:27 am
May 1, 2008 at 8:38 am
I like BIG BUTTS and I cannot lie!
May 1, 2008 at 8:41 am
She has more ass than me.
May 1, 2008 at 8:55 am
The Daly mullet never gets old. Never.
May 1, 2008 at 8:56 am
I preceded Daly on one of his fiances. I’m sure he appreciated how little damage I did to it.
May 1, 2008 at 9:08 am
At some point in her life she had to have owned a pair of LA Gear high tops.
May 1, 2008 at 9:15 am
Why won’t Billy Ray Cyrus answer the phone?
May 1, 2008 at 10:48 am
She makes Daly look like Corey Pavin.
May 1, 2008 at 1:21 pm
No, she is a British Knights kind of girl.
May 1, 2008 at 6:47 pm
That’s one big ass. [no not Clemens]
May 2, 2008 at 10:36 am
I would like to complement Mrs Clemens on caring enough for her man to tighten herself up with HGH for the photo shoot. Unfortunately, Mrs Spawn doesn’t feel the same way.
That being said, it seems that Mrs Clemens would have done much better if she’d had her ass injected with several Whoppers/Bic Macs, instead.
May 2, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Can someone tell Paulette that I’d like my spacesuit back? Thanks!
May 4, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Is that the MTV astronaught hugging it out with Daly?
May 5, 2008 at 6:52 am
Roger wants to apologize. Even though he actually hasn’t done anything wrong.
May 6, 2008 at 11:06 am
I don’t appreciate Clemens having his shirt unbuttoned. I’m personally offended