Florida Atlantic builds bonfire

And they plan on building another one next Wednesday.

Says they started it with diesel fuel. And by ‘diesel fuel’ they mean whatever they wrung out of Howard Schnellenberger’s shirt after he passed out on the practice field.

  1. Sailor Ripley
    August 20, 2008 at 9:58 am

  2. Black Scholes
    August 20, 2008 at 10:21 am

    And I thought Schnellenberger couldn’t get any creepier.

  3. Texas_Dawg
    August 20, 2008 at 10:23 am

    FAU/Texas. The next big CFB mega-rivalry.

  4. BRAGGonUT
    August 20, 2008 at 10:28 am

    That deserves a wow.

  5. Huckleberry
    August 20, 2008 at 10:32 am

    Oh shit. They’re the 2007 New Orleans Bowl Champions!

  6. BrickHorn
    August 20, 2008 at 10:39 am

    Man, I bet those 14 bonfire attendees are really pumped up about FAU’s chances against the Horns.

  7. Vasherized
    August 20, 2008 at 10:46 am

    Florida is a weird fucking place.

  8. HenryJames
    August 20, 2008 at 10:50 am

    That’s why it has its own tag on Fark.

  9. dedfischer
    August 20, 2008 at 10:52 am

    I’ll second that Vasherized. I go there a lot for work, and the bizarro demographic of people gives California a run for their money.

  10. bighornfan32
    August 20, 2008 at 11:43 am

    wow. Swamp aggy?

    Oh and here’s the Google search for FAU.

  11. Doperbo
    August 20, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    I’d give anything to know what’s going through Schnell’s head there.

    … WHeRe aM I?…. WuhZaH? It’S a FIRE!… WHOOOSHHH!!! OoOOhh LADIES…. DaNce dAnCe DaNcE ClAP on 1 aND 3 AnD 1 aNd HeY LAdIEs!

  12. Hippie Killer
    August 21, 2008 at 6:44 am

    SWAMP AGGY!!!!

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