Comments on: Franchione gets $4.4 million buyout from A&M http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/franchione-gets-44-million-buyout-from-am Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:56:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: Texoz http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/franchione-gets-44-million-buyout-from-am#comment-7263 Texoz Mon, 10 Dec 2007 17:11:03 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/franchione-gets-44-million-buyout-from-am#comment-7263 The Hindeburg Ground Crew Award goes to the entire UT Coaching Staff. The Hindeburg Ground Crew Award goes to the entire UT Coaching Staff.

]]> By: HenryJames http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/franchione-gets-44-million-buyout-from-am#comment-7240 HenryJames Sat, 08 Dec 2007 20:28:49 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/franchione-gets-44-million-buyout-from-am#comment-7240 It's still funny. It’s still funny.

]]> By: South 06 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/franchione-gets-44-million-buyout-from-am#comment-7239 South 06 Sat, 08 Dec 2007 20:10:39 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/franchione-gets-44-million-buyout-from-am#comment-7239 The "Fuck Lion" Award for Unintelligble Speech Patterns... Ok, ok nevermind. I'm just beating a dead horse now... The “Fuck Lion” Award for Unintelligble Speech Patterns…

Ok, ok nevermind. I’m just beating a dead horse now…

]]> By: texlax http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/franchione-gets-44-million-buyout-from-am#comment-7234 texlax Sat, 08 Dec 2007 17:51:42 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/franchione-gets-44-million-buyout-from-am#comment-7234 The Martin Handford award for being nearly impossible to find awarded to Jermichael Finley (He nearly took himself out of the race with his performance against OU) The Martin Handford award for being nearly impossible to find awarded to Jermichael Finley (He nearly took himself out of the race with his performance against OU)

]]> By: AustinYankee http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/franchione-gets-44-million-buyout-from-am#comment-7233 AustinYankee Sat, 08 Dec 2007 17:29:32 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/franchione-gets-44-million-buyout-from-am#comment-7233 You forgot: The Herve Villechaize award for biggest hearted cornerback, which was awarded to Ryan Palmer The Admiral James Stockdale award for best contribution by a second-in-command to Dwayne Akina The Julia Child "Cook me up a missed tackle" award to Robert Killebrew The Jimmy Hoffa memorial Disappearing Senior award, to Billy Pittman The Winona Ryder surprising arrest award to Robert Joseph (first offense) The Richard M. Nixon destruction of evidence award to James Henry The Dick Dastardly stupid criminal award to Robert Joseph (second offense) The Mutley award for best accomplice to Andre Jones I believe there were a few others I'm forgetting - maybe some of you can help... You forgot:

The Herve Villechaize award for biggest hearted cornerback, which was awarded to Ryan Palmer

The Admiral James Stockdale award for best contribution by a second-in-command to Dwayne Akina

The Julia Child “Cook me up a missed tackle” award to Robert Killebrew

The Jimmy Hoffa memorial Disappearing Senior award, to Billy Pittman

The Winona Ryder surprising arrest award to Robert Joseph (first offense)

The Richard M. Nixon destruction of evidence award to James Henry

The Dick Dastardly stupid criminal award to Robert Joseph (second offense)

The Mutley award for best accomplice to Andre Jones

I believe there were a few others I’m forgetting - maybe some of you can help…

]]> By: Nobis60 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/franchione-gets-44-million-buyout-from-am#comment-7231 Nobis60 Sat, 08 Dec 2007 13:30:26 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/franchione-gets-44-million-buyout-from-am#comment-7231 It's too bad Billy Pittman didn't win the Roy Williams Leadership Award It’s too bad Billy Pittman didn’t win the Roy Williams Leadership Award

]]> By: Zyzzyballubah http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/franchione-gets-44-million-buyout-from-am#comment-7230 Zyzzyballubah Sat, 08 Dec 2007 07:25:53 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/franchione-gets-44-million-buyout-from-am#comment-7230 miles, please tell me that this list is something you made up... If not, this sums up what we already knew about Mack. It ain't about winning, it is about making everyone feel good. miles, please tell me that this list is something you made up… If not, this sums up what we already knew about Mack. It ain’t about winning, it is about making everyone feel good.

]]> By: mileslong http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/franchione-gets-44-million-buyout-from-am#comment-7229 mileslong Sat, 08 Dec 2007 07:02:02 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/franchione-gets-44-million-buyout-from-am#comment-7229 LMAO, almost every player who ever played won an award, think what this must do to the three players who didn't win one... 2007 Awards Lan Hewlett Academic Award Dallas Griffin Outstanding Offensive Linemen Dallas Griffin Tony Hills Coca-Cola Community Service Award Derek Lokey Outstanding Defensive Linemen Derek Lokey Frank Okam Most Consistent Defensive Player Derek Lokey Dr. Nasser Al-Rashid Strength & Conditioning Awards Derek Lokey Frank Okam Billy Pittman Outstanding Tight End Jermichael Finley Joseph W. Moore Award for Tenacity Roy Miller Adam Ulatoski Longhorn Club Sportsmanship Award Quan Cosby Most Consistent Offensive Players Quan Cosby Chris Hall Frank Medina Rehabilitation Award sponsored by Pacificare Cedric Dockery Eddie Jones Aaron Lewis Rod Muckelroy Brian Orakpo Jordan Shipley Limas Sweed Luke Tiemann Adam Ulatoski Outstanding Wide Receivers Nate Jones Limas Sweed Outstanding Quarterback Colt McCoy Outstanding Offensive Newcomers John Chiles Michael Huey Blaine Irby Vondrell McGee Outstanding Defensive Newcomers Sam Acho Sergio Kindle Rod Muckelroy Lowe’s Most Improved Defensive Players Deon Beasley Jared Norton Ryan Palmer Outstanding Defensive Ends Lamarr Houston Aaron Lewis Brian Orakpo Outstanding Linebackers Rashad Bobino Scott Derry Robert Killebrew Outstanding Defensive Backs Brandon Foster Marcus Griffin Erick Jackson Drew Kelson Lowe’s Most Improved Offensive Players Jordan Shipley Charlie Tanner Clyde Littlefield Outstanding Offensive Back Jamaal Charles Roy Williams Joe Jamail Leadership Award Drew Kelson Valor Awards Billy Pittman Will Harvey Thomas Marshall Chris Ogbonnaya Ishie Oduegwu Greg Smith Luke Tiemann American Airlines D.X. Bible Most Team Spirited Tony Hills Frank Denius Most Valuable Special Teams Player Ryan Bailey Quan Cosby D. Harold Byrd Leadership Award Dallas Griffin Tony Hills Derek Lokey Mike Campbell Most Valuable Defensive Player Brandon Foster Marcus Griffin Darrell K. Royal Most Valuable Offensive Player Jamaal Charles George “Hook” McCullough MVP Jamaal Charles Colt McCoy Team Captains Award Dallas Griffin Tony Hills Derek Lokey LMAO, almost every player who ever played won an award, think what this must do to the three players who didn’t win one…

2007 Awards
Lan Hewlett Academic Award
Dallas Griffin

Outstanding Offensive Linemen
Dallas Griffin
Tony Hills

Coca-Cola Community Service Award
Derek Lokey

Outstanding Defensive Linemen
Derek Lokey
Frank Okam

Most Consistent Defensive Player
Derek Lokey

Dr. Nasser Al-Rashid Strength & Conditioning Awards
Derek Lokey
Frank Okam
Billy Pittman

Outstanding Tight End
Jermichael Finley

Joseph W. Moore Award for Tenacity
Roy Miller
Adam Ulatoski

Longhorn Club Sportsmanship Award
Quan Cosby

Most Consistent Offensive Players
Quan Cosby
Chris Hall

Frank Medina Rehabilitation Award sponsored by Pacificare
Cedric Dockery
Eddie Jones
Aaron Lewis
Rod Muckelroy
Brian Orakpo
Jordan Shipley
Limas Sweed
Luke Tiemann
Adam Ulatoski

Outstanding Wide Receivers
Nate Jones
Limas Sweed

Outstanding Quarterback
Colt McCoy

Outstanding Offensive Newcomers
John Chiles
Michael Huey
Blaine Irby
Vondrell McGee

Outstanding Defensive Newcomers
Sam Acho
Sergio Kindle
Rod Muckelroy

Lowe’s Most Improved Defensive Players
Deon Beasley
Jared Norton
Ryan Palmer

Outstanding Defensive Ends
Lamarr Houston
Aaron Lewis
Brian Orakpo

Outstanding Linebackers
Rashad Bobino
Scott Derry
Robert Killebrew

Outstanding Defensive Backs
Brandon Foster
Marcus Griffin
Erick Jackson
Drew Kelson

Lowe’s Most Improved Offensive Players
Jordan Shipley
Charlie Tanner

Clyde Littlefield Outstanding Offensive Back
Jamaal Charles

Roy Williams Joe Jamail Leadership Award
Drew Kelson

Valor Awards
Billy Pittman
Will Harvey
Thomas Marshall
Chris Ogbonnaya
Ishie Oduegwu
Greg Smith
Luke Tiemann

American Airlines D.X. Bible Most Team Spirited
Tony Hills

Frank Denius Most Valuable Special Teams Player
Ryan Bailey
Quan Cosby

D. Harold Byrd Leadership Award
Dallas Griffin
Tony Hills
Derek Lokey

Mike Campbell Most Valuable Defensive Player
Brandon Foster
Marcus Griffin

Darrell K. Royal Most Valuable Offensive Player
Jamaal Charles

George “Hook” McCullough MVP
Jamaal Charles
Colt McCoy

Team Captains Award
Dallas Griffin
Tony Hills
Derek Lokey

]]> By: mileslong http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/franchione-gets-44-million-buyout-from-am#comment-7228 mileslong Sat, 08 Dec 2007 06:59:40 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/franchione-gets-44-million-buyout-from-am#comment-7228 "The program also included awards at each position group. On the defensive side of the ball, Brian Orakpo, Aaron Lewis and Lamarr Houston were named the team’s Outstanding Defensive Ends. The Outstanding Linebacker award was shared by Rashad Bobino, Robert Killebrew and Scott Derry. For Bobino and Killebrew, this was the second consecutive year they took the honor." OMFG “The program also included awards at each position group. On the defensive side of the ball, Brian Orakpo, Aaron Lewis and Lamarr Houston were named the team’s Outstanding Defensive Ends. The Outstanding Linebacker award was shared by Rashad Bobino, Robert Killebrew and Scott Derry. For Bobino and Killebrew, this was the second consecutive year they took the honor.”

OMFG

]]> By: Chooky http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/franchione-gets-44-million-buyout-from-am#comment-7227 Chooky Sat, 08 Dec 2007 06:46:14 +0000 http://www.barkingcarnival.com/henryjames/franchione-gets-44-million-buyout-from-am#comment-7227 "Like anyone is going to help him get skill position players out of Nigeria." Fucking brilliant. “Like anyone is going to help him get skill position players out of Nigeria.”

Fucking brilliant.

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