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God tries to help Notre Dame

Notre Dame hosts USC tomorrow in what should be a low scoring yet easy Trojan win. The only hope the Irish have is if the Trojans don’t show up.

They almost didn’t.

Southern Cal’s chartered flight had some very tense moments last night. A severe thunderstorm caused the plane to plummet at one point during the flight.

Quarterback John David Booty said, “It wasn’t the worst flight I’ve ever been on, but it was definitely the biggest drop.”

If they lose to Notre Dame, their drop in the polls will be just as big.

  1. Longhorn_Steve
    October 19, 2007 at 11:19 am

    it was just the gravitational pull as they flew over mangino’s house.

  2. Nordberg
    October 19, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    Jesus, what was the worst flight Booty’s been on?

  3. hayden_horn
    October 19, 2007 at 12:04 pm

    no shit, nordberg. i would absolutely lose my shit if any plane i was on did that.

  4. kchorn04
    October 19, 2007 at 12:04 pm

    The pilot must not have had 30 days to prepare for the storm.

  5. HenryJames
    October 19, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    Would I have been wrong to title it ‘We Aren’t Marshall?’

  6. Sailor Ripley
    October 19, 2007 at 1:41 pm

    Yes. Thank Touchdown Jesus you didn’t.

  7. Longhorn_Steve
    October 19, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    “We Aren’t Marshall”

    brilliant.

  8. Macanudo
    October 19, 2007 at 3:41 pm

    You could have also titled it “We aren’t Knute Rockne”

  9. Woody Bombay
    October 19, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    ‘We Aren’t Marshall?’

    +1

  10. Holy Cow
    October 21, 2007 at 7:56 am

    “it was just the gravitational pull as they flew over mangino’s house.”

    I thought it was the state of Oklahoma. I guess having two such magnitudes of gravitational forces side by side is like a binary star system.

  11. Hank James Jr
    October 21, 2007 at 5:13 pm

    Greg Davis was the pilot

  12. CallKev
    October 23, 2007 at 11:43 am

    If Greg Davis had been the pilot, they would have stopped 42 times between LA and South Bend.

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