Comments on: Greatest. Rumour. Evar!!!!

By: Laces Out

Laces Out — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 00:31:38 +0000

The Statesman quotes nameless sources close to Applewhite as saying it’s a done deal.

A A S

By: HenryJames

HenryJames — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 23:42:07 +0000

The Tuscaloosa News is reporting that Applewhite is going to interview with Texas.

http://www.tidesports.com/article/20080114/NEWS/28735821/1011

By: jimmyjazz

jimmyjazz — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:35:08 +0000

Will Simms have “Greg Davis”, “Mac McWhorter”, and “Bruce Chambers” tattooed on his other ankle?

By: Horus

Horus — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:55:43 +0000

Fuckin’ amateurs.

By: Touchdown Jesus

Touchdown Jesus — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:39:42 +0000

I’m considering a lawsuit and a restraining order to prevent the further appropriation of my likeness.

By: Major Cult

Major Cult — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:36:51 +0000

Only say the word, and we shall score touchdowns.

By: Major Cult

Major Cult — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:35:34 +0000

We are not worthy.

By: MilkmanDan

MilkmanDan — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:55:17 +0000

Sorry to keep you waiting, sizzle. If only it could be embedded…

By: Marshall Applewhite

Marshall Applewhite — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:56:19 +0000

Some guy’s girlfriend sat next to me on a comet-trailing spaceship and kept asking me about recruiting and shit. I think she thought I was someone else.

By: Major Cult

Major Cult — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 17:04:14 +0000

When reached for comment, The Major said, “Stoops is my bitch.”