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Heisman Watch

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It’s never too early to handicap the Heisman race so here’s the latest results from the Rocky Mountain News poll. The paper has the longest running weekly Heisman poll.

Florida QB Tim Tebow 35 points

Ron Powlus predicts Tebow will win at least two Heismans.

Arkansas RB Darren McFadden 27 points

Houston Nutt will bring a woman that isn’t his wife to the ceremony. Danny Nutt will be barred from the building.

Kentucky QB Andre Woodson 18 points

Beano Cook will confuse him with both Andre Ware and Charles Woodson. Voters will confuse him with a basketball player.

USC QB John David Booty 15 points

Pete Carroll will play catch with him on the dais and then take him out for ice cream after he doesn’t win.

Oregon QB Dennis Dixon 12 points

Phil Knight will force Vietnamese children to stuff the ballot box. Dixon will wear 3 different suits to the ceremony.

Boston College QB Matt Ryan 12 points

His only Hail Marys have come in church, and he plays for the wrong Catholic school.

West Virginia QB Pat White 12 points

See Major Harris.

  1. Macanudo
    September 26, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    “Dixon will wear 3 different suits to the ceremony.”

    All at the same time.

  2. OTHOG1
    September 26, 2007 at 4:10 pm

    Mcfadden should be the favorite even though he is playing on a team that is not doing well in the win column. He still leads the nation is rushing yards and can do almost every thing on the football field. He is a rea talent unlike some of the other one dimensional players.

  3. mjrod
    September 26, 2007 at 5:44 pm

    Surprised to see Josh Freeman’s name left off the list…

  4. 62 to 36
    September 26, 2007 at 9:39 pm

    Rocky Mountain Spews?
    now I know someone here likes Mark Kiszla

  5. Lazlo Hollyfeld
    September 27, 2007 at 5:08 am

    And we were going to name you king of the winter carnival.

  6. ChicagoTTU
    September 27, 2007 at 6:46 am

    Graham Harrell? Only kidding-I’m an asshole.
    I’d love to see what “GQ Menswear” outfit Javorskie Lane would pick-up at RedBird Mall…too bad we’ll never know…

  7. daniel
    September 27, 2007 at 4:06 pm

    nice major harris reference, he’s like the bizarro dan majkowski of college.

  8. daniel
    September 27, 2007 at 4:24 pm

    snap, it’s don…

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