Is Ryan Perrilloux gonna have to choke a bitch?
What does he have to do to get kicked off the LSU football team for good?
He’s just been suspended indefinitely for the third time since May by head coach Les Miles. The Times-Picayune’s sources say Perrilloux missed classes, team workouts and at least one team meeting. Jackass trifecta in play!
Perrilloux is said to have also violated a private agreement he reached with Miles sometime last year.
Perrilloux’s only defense?
Ryan Perrilloux, this is your life!
Jan ‘07 - Questioned by authorities about his suspected involvement in a counterfeit ring. Was never charged after the Feds determined he wasn’t a major player. Would have liked to have been on a fly on the wall during that interview.
May ‘07 - Cited for trying to board a riverboat casino with someone else’s identification. That someone else turned out to be Shirley Hemphill.
Oct ‘07 - Involved in a fight at a campus area nightclub. Witnesses said he had a gun, but videotape showed that he was armed only with his wits. He no doubt suffered a brutal beating.
Which brings us to the latest incident involving Perrilloux and questionable judgement. Miles hasn’t commented on the story yet, and phone messages to both Perrilloux and his mother were not returned. However, family spokesman Henry Earl released a statement saying Perrilloux should be given another chance.
‘Worked for me!’
February 19, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Serendipity is great.
February 19, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Louisiana. It’s a whole different country.
February 19, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Family spokesman, holla!
February 19, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Questioned by feds? what you mean questioned by die hard LSU fans who are feds who live in Louisiana. I think Miles needs to do this kid a favor and kick him off the team to show some to the rest of the team that this will not be tolerated. I like LSU living here and all, but Miles lets anything and everything go except someone commenting on him going to coach Big Blue.
February 19, 2008 at 1:53 pm
I don’t know why, but a Fuck Lion tag seems appropriate for this.
February 19, 2008 at 2:02 pm
When is a Fuck Lion tag not appropriate?
February 19, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Come on, guys. Give him another chance.
February 19, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Great Shirley Hemphill reference. BINGO!
February 19, 2008 at 6:35 pm
another chance? are you kidding me!!!!
February 19, 2008 at 6:48 pm
The headline’s a little brutal. Suggest
the word “someone” for the last two?
Have liked your writing otherwise.
February 19, 2008 at 7:18 pm
P Hall - Perhaps you are messing with us and I’ve taken the bait but it’s from a Chappelle Show sketch: Spike
February 19, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Louisiana: A whole different PLANET!
Had a case there once, but the client didn’t have enough jack to bribe a local Environment Quality officer, so four friggin’ feet of topsoil disappeared from an entire 40 acres of the client’s property! Everybody knew who “borrowed” that dirt, but…..
February 20, 2008 at 5:40 am
Hells yeah, choke ‘da bitch!
February 20, 2008 at 9:09 am
Les Miles: “Ryan’s eligibility runs out in two years, at which time he will be suspended permanently.”
February 20, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Sailor–thanks. Had kids and got busy, so
have missed the Chappelle bidness.
Still have fond memories of my old man’s
Redd Foxx 8-tracks, though (which he hid
from us–but clearly not well enough).
February 20, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Is Perrilloux the next Lawrence Phillips?
February 20, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Parlin,
Shouldn’t that read “got busy and had kids”? That’s the usual order.
February 21, 2008 at 5:51 am
Choking bitches is kid stuff.