Comments on: Jamal Charles releases statement after being tortured

By: PLEASE SEND MONEY

PLEASE SEND MONEY — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:50:58 +0000

MY FATHER HAS DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND LEFT ME $3,000,000,000 BLAH BLAH BLAN

By: HenryJames

HenryJames — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 13:49:09 +0000

Can I get all you guys’ email addresses? I have some money I’m trying to get out of Nigeria, and I think you could help.

By: Jamaal Charles

Jamaal Charles — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 04:15:07 +0000

Before I was running east and west. Then I started runnin’ downhill more. Downhill is south or north. It all depends.

By: txzen

txzen — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 00:23:02 +0000

Huh. This disputes the notion that we haven’t been running well because the opposing D was lining up in the wrong place. Interesting.

By: TopoGigio

TopoGigio — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 20:08:43 +0000

YouF****r - nice reply above. Made me laugh.

Back to the topic of creative vocabulary (Gooba, DedFischer)….

Elvin Bethea having announced his retirement from the Oilers after 13(?) years earlier in the season later described the team as always having pretty good “comraderemship.”

Beautiful.

I now add “-shipmentariansimistical” to any word when I want to dial my persuasiveness to 11.

By: rw420

rw420 — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 18:37:38 +0000

I smoked weed earlier today. Can you imagine how hard I am laughing?

By: Uncle Rico

Uncle Rico — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 18:17:14 +0000

i haven’t smoked weed since college but i’m going to echeese’s dojo to score some

By: sUnseT

sUnseT — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 17:52:48 +0000

Okay, I feel better. I will now attempt to cover up the hook marks from my upper lip. Note to self - how could fall for that, no one is that stupid. Too much hornfans I guess.

By: Krueger

Krueger — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 16:50:47 +0000

Okay, we can’t have two Coco’s.

By: echeese III

echeese III — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 16:44:34 +0000

I am destiny and i want my purple drank.