Comments on: Les Miles has a mentor

By: Woody Bombay

Woody Bombay — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 14:38:17 +0000

Either that, or he’s tied up like the Gimp in the closet of an L.A. lawyer/football genius.

By: Vasherized

Vasherized — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 22:34:36 +0000

Yep, he’s an extra on Prison Break.

By: Tyler Durden

Tyler Durden — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:54:27 +0000

I have always wondered what happened to LHB.

By: Woody Bombay

Woody Bombay — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 20:17:14 +0000

Probably getting corn-holed on the dirt floor of a seedy Guatemalan jail cell.

By: utstudboy

utstudboy — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 19:25:18 +0000

Where is longhorn bob when you need him?

By: kevwun

kevwun — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 17:58:27 +0000

If you can’t trust your pookah, who can you trust?

By: dedfischer

dedfischer — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 17:40:36 +0000

On another note, if you ever want to watch and hour of pure comedy, set aside the time in your week to watch the Houston Nutt Show. The desparation in his voice says it all. Included are jewels such as:

1. Man, XYZ player is improving every week. He’s been in our program for 4 years and just keeps getting better.

2. Positive spins on all negative rushing plays and turnovers.

3. Subtle references to the “upswing” of the program after positive players.

And my personal favorite,

4. The player profile of the week which consists of no weaknesses of any player, the academic prowess of said player with bonus footage of player in class and working on sociology major, and of course the obligatory comparison of player to former Arkansas greats from the SWC days. Like this week, I learned that Peyton Hillis has the best hands in the program since James Shibest, while being the most complete player since Barry Foster.

It’s pure gold.