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Liveblogging Texas vs Oklahoma State

From beautiful Stillwater, Oklahoma.

Texas needs to win this game to keep their BCS hopes alive. Stop laughing.

First and foremost Texas needs to stop the Oklahoma State running game. Easier said than done? Maybe. Would have been nice to have Sergio Kindle for this game.

No idea which Oklahoma State team shows up.

McCoy said Oklahoma State’s secondary bites on the double move. What does that have to do with us?

The referee’s name is ‘Clete.’ That does not bode well.

Nice play by Brandon Foster. Cut blocked and still made the tackle.

That drive took about 2 1/2 minutes.

T Boone Pickens bought the water on the Longhorn sideline and is now charging them for it.

Kansas has put up 69 on Nebraska. First time Mark Mangino and 69 didn’t result in a woman’s suffocation.

That drive only took about 4 seconds.

The receiver only used one move on that play.

Scipio’s dog makes the tackle.

So against a team that is susceptible to the double move we run 3 outs and a swing pass.

Dallas Griffin is helped off the field. Replaced by Chris Hall.

Damn. Nice post pattern to Nate Jones, he gets hit and Ok St picks it.

Dez Bryant makes the catch after Texas spots him the ‘c,’ ‘a’ and ‘t.’

Orakpo needs to get himself under control and watch the quarterback.

Bobino misses Robinson in the backfield.

We blitz, and the OkSt runner just cuts back behind it.

OkSt mistakes Roy Miller for a linebacker and doesn’t block him. He makes the tackle for a loss.

Killibrew made a play. A good play. A play involving technique.

Kansas has now scored 76 points on Nebraska.

Zone read to the short side of the field. Nice. Someone needs to do a short side stat for Texas.

Tony Hills with another personal foul. Looked like a bullshit call.

Bubble screen on 3rd and 20 against a four man rush.

Thankfully this punt return for a td will come back. Did Cox have to make more than 1 move on that return?

Backup linebackers are in with Killibrew.

Norton got blatantly held on that play.

Muckelroy blitz leads to a small gain.

OkSt goes for it on 4th and 1 and converts.

The announcer just said ‘trickeration’ before catching himself.

They blocked Killibrew with a slot receiver on that play.

Brown is reminding the team how much the fans are against them.

Brown looks remarkably calm after that touchdown. Must like San Antonio.

Kansas is beating Nebraska 76-39. Brandon Rush has 23 points.

Iowa State beats Kansas St 31-20.

Jesse Palmer is one of the commentators. He’s so bad Steve Spurrier just yanked him in favor of Rex Grossman.

Great play by McCoy. 3rd and 2. You do have to at least hold up the defensive linemen for a second when you call a screen.

Kansas put up the most points ever against Nebraska.

Going for it on 4th and 1. We convert.

Charles with the td up the middle on the zone read. Embarrassed the safety in the open field.

OkSt fans have the same hand signals as Tech fans. There’s a surprise.

Blaine Irby just walked by with a Michael Flatly headband.

Adarius Bowman gets scared by wide open spaces and drops the pass.

OkSt isn’t waiting for the Texas defense to get set. Cheaters.

That was a fumble. Will be Texas ball after the review.

Apparently it was not reviewable.

Missed the 54 yard field goal.

Deep pass to an unopen Nate Jones. Then we call time out. We have seized the momentum!

Another busted play, another big run by McCoy. Great block by Charles.

And we fumble the snap out of the I. The I? Seriously?

Finley down the middle of the field off play action for a td. Good call, Greg. The linebacker took a single step forward and lost the underneath coverage.

Fuck you ABC for showing footage of a Mackovic defense.

Bobino realized his speed and just ran horizontally to the sidelines at the snap of the ball on that play. Good angle.

3rd and 10 for OkSt.

Wow. A simple pass in the flat to the rb, he reverses his field and gets 27 yards.

And then Bowman fumbles running downfield, and Texas recovers. Stripped by Muckelroy then Eddie Jones knocked the fuck out of him.

We go 3 and out. Damn.

Good play by Bobino.

Palmer just said the ‘linebacker crew is what kept this Texas defense sound.’

And then Ok St runs a screen for 20 yards.

Killibrew whiffs in the open field. 1st down.

Lokey is a beast. 3rd and 7 for Ok St with 58 seconds left.

Our DTs have shut down the inside zone play.

Mike Gundy reminds everyone that he’s a man, and almost fucks his team out of 3 points.

Nope, they’re going for the touchdown and catch Texas with 12 men on the field.

Play fake for a wide open touchdown.

Crushing blow. 28-14 at halftime.

Oklahoma State is 8-11 on 3rd downs.

Zach Robinson 19-26 for 220 yards at the half.

Our linebackers and defensive backs are tackling like an Akina, er Mackovic defense.

Interesting stat. In the last five games against Texas, Oklahoma State has scored a total of 7 second half points.

Our return teams’ motto is ‘Don’t fumble.’

We come out with 2 straight first downs.

Make that 3.

Listening to Jesse Palmer is like listening to the ‘Don’t taser me, Bro’ guy.

Reviewing whether or not Jacob Lacy has his 3rd interception of the game. I don’t want to live in a world where a Jacob Lacy can get 3 interceptions in a game.

And they rule it an interception.

Muckelroy makes 2 straight open field tackles. 3rd and 10.

They run the throwback yet again for an easy first down. This is a play that even Greg Davis knows about yet each time is like the first time for our defense.

Play action to Bowman for a touchdown. No one within 10 yards of him.

Robinson is 24-31 for 295.

Davis runs a reverse on 1st and 10 from our own 12. That’ll show ‘em.

Cosby drops a wide open pass that would have put us first and goal inside the 10. Someone needs to make a play. The punter does.

Our corner bites on play action, and Bowman catches a 40 yard pass.

Killibrew goes out injured on the next play. Norton and Kelson are already out with injuries.

Ok St punts. We’ll start from our own 1.

Akina looks like Warren Oates in ‘The Wild Bunch.’

Fumble the snap on first down. Our receivers cannot get open. Ok St repeatedly gets pressure with 4 guys.

Robinson with a career high 360 yards. He averaged about 190 yds a game coming in.

Ok St going for it on 4th and 3 by running a reverse. Wow. Houston makes a good play along with Beasley.

Charles with another great run for a touchdown. His 3rd carry of the second half.

Ok St over 500 yards in offense now.

Deon Beasley is still playing hard. Shows Killibrew how to fight through a block.

We’ll have to go 99.

Charles breaks a 75 yarder for a td. Pretty sure he went north/south.

12-154 for Charles.

Killibrew embarrasses himself yet again on containment.

Gundy trying his best to choke this one away.

Beasley is having the best game of his career.

Oh shit. Deep pass to Shipley to the 1!

Two runs get nothing.

Tie game, bitches.

Buffoonish Gundy has to use his 2nd time out on the extra point.

Have we stopped a screen all year?

Houston makes two straight plays. We have some talented sophomores on defense.

Oh fuck! He shanks the 32 yard field goal!

Boone Pickens gets out his checkbook.

Ok St fan can’t figure out whether to do the horns down or the Ok St hand signal. Ends up signing ‘I’m a general studies major.’

If we win this game, we’re going to the BCS.

Shipley drops a ball, and then we false start. Do we want to win this or not?

Colt does.

Ryan Bailey has a chance to be the hero. This celebration will be wild.

Yessssssssssss!

The crowd is stunned. Mack looks like he just woke up.

What an incredible fucking win. The team earned this win. Down by 21 points twice, but they didn’t quit. Springboard win for this team.

We scored 24 points in the 4th quarter. Ok St scored 7 in the second half.

Two straight wins that started (almost by accident) when we got Charles the ball. Charles carried the ball one time in the 3rd quarter. His first 3 carries in the 4th quarter resulted in 2 touchdowns. He carried it 7 times for 125 yards in the 4th.

  1. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 11:37 am

    So it took them a minute and a half to get the ball all the way to the Texas 32…

    What the hell is with ABC and their lack of HD? This shit is fucking ridiculous.

  2. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 11:38 am

    The angle Killebrew and Bobino just took on that option pitch made me laugh out loud. God Bless America. They are going to run on this LBing group at will.

  3. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 11:39 am

    This game is going to get extremely ugly unless Norton and Muck play the rest of this game.

  4. Minnesotahorn
    November 3, 2007 at 11:39 am

    Shocking. Right down the field for a TD.

  5. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 11:41 am

    Sii: You guys will bitch about anything. At least they didn’t pick up a first down with EVERY play they ran.

  6. HornsHornsHorns
    November 3, 2007 at 11:42 am

    There is not any possible way to justify playing any of the starting linebackers for even a single play. Pitiful.

  7. Bobby
    November 3, 2007 at 11:42 am

    We got fuckin’ bitch slapped …..I’m gonna need several fuck lions for this one

  8. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 11:44 am

    Well, Colt is off.

  9. MilkmanDan
    November 3, 2007 at 11:44 am

    Yeah, just a tad.

  10. Longhorn_Steve
    November 3, 2007 at 11:44 am

    what are you talking about.. hes 1-1 with 1 td

  11. TCT
    November 3, 2007 at 11:45 am

    NICE PASSSSSSSS

  12. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 11:45 am

    I see Steve is a glass half full person.

  13. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 11:45 am

    Remember, we need to be hard on them to help them win.

    That was a typical Greg Davis play. That would have gone for nothing but had a lot of downside.

    Hope that helps coach.

  14. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 11:48 am

    I’m confused. Does booing help the team or hurt them?

  15. PB at BON
    November 3, 2007 at 11:48 am

    I’m glad we’ve got Larry MacDuff here to help with special teams.

  16. TCT
    November 3, 2007 at 11:49 am

    $50 says we are 3 & out

  17. Texoz
    November 3, 2007 at 11:49 am

    I sense a Fluff & Fold game coming for UT.

  18. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 11:51 am

    Kansas has put 69 on Nebraska with a quarter left to play. I think we had 6 at the same point last week.

    KU hasn’t landed a four or five star recruit in three years. Good times.

  19. Texoz
    November 3, 2007 at 11:52 am

    We’ve struggled because of turnovers? Really, Mr. Announcer?

  20. Bobby
    November 3, 2007 at 11:52 am

    We are a completely gutless team…typical UT start they come out stick it up our asses and we attempt to return favor….why do we always seem lethargic every game…no passion

  21. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 11:52 am

    Dallas is down. Odds on Colt sustaining a concussion today are now 2 to 1.

  22. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 11:53 am

    You owe every contributor on this thread $50 dollars, TCT. I’ll take mine in drachma.

  23. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 11:54 am

    Colt is now even on the year for TD/INT.

  24. SizzleChest
    November 3, 2007 at 11:54 am

    I thought ABC was legally precluded from broadcasting anal rape.

  25. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 11:55 am

    Vince will bring us back.

  26. Texoz
    November 3, 2007 at 11:55 am

    Oh, my god. Did you see Derry run away from the Dez Bryant? Then Kill misses tackle too

  27. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 11:56 am

    Killebrew with the tackle thanks to Savage tripping over his own feet!

  28. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 11:57 am

    Killibrew credited with the ground’s tackle.

  29. Texoz
    November 3, 2007 at 11:57 am

    What’s the over/under for number of times Okie State punts?

  30. TCT
    November 3, 2007 at 11:57 am

    I thought 3 & out with punt. I hate this.
    And don’t worry about #40. He’ll get a personal foul late hit UR in about the next 3 minutes. Probably on a failed 3rdown conversion

  31. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 11:58 am

    Yay for missed tackles on the fucking quarterback.

  32. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 11:58 am

    How do we line up with all 3 LBs in the middle of the field, but never have anyone in the middle of the field to make a tackle.

  33. Woody Bombay
    November 3, 2007 at 12:01 pm

    Reading this is making me physically ill. I’m praising the baby Jesus right now that this thing isn’t televised in Seattle.

  34. MIA
    November 3, 2007 at 12:04 pm

    Our LBs might as well be a well spaced blocking sled.

  35. HornsHornsHorns
    November 3, 2007 at 12:04 pm

    “You wouldn’t know this was the 116th ranked pass defense if this was the first time you’ve seen them play.” Greg Davis offenses have a way of inspiring these types of comments.

  36. Texoz
    November 3, 2007 at 12:05 pm

    Holy crap. Is Tony Hills the new Killebrew?

  37. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 12:05 pm

    Hills with another stupid personal foul penalty. Allsome.

  38. HornsHornsHorns
    November 3, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    At 14=0, this game is already out of reach.

  39. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    So basically the refs can wait 1 hour to blow the play dead after forward progress is stopped allowing the Cowboy defense to take as many shots as they can but will throw the flag if a Horn tries to stop it.

  40. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 12:07 pm

    It took that ref 5 seconds to throw the flag for the block in the back.

  41. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 12:09 pm

    Mike Gundy apparently is a 40 year-old blind man.

  42. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 12:09 pm

    Kansas now has now put 76 on Nebraska.

    Up by 45 points.

    Be glad that the Missouri, Colorado, Kansas slate weren’t on our schedule this year - we’d go 5-7.

  43. Longhorn_Steve
    November 3, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    We would get CRUSHED in a BCS game

  44. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 12:11 pm

    Now with Norton and Muck in we’ve got em at 3rd and long. And make a stop!

  45. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 12:13 pm

    We’re clearly not hard enough on the team. Bohls needs to write a real scathing review of this one.

  46. Texoz
    November 3, 2007 at 12:15 pm

    “We would get CRUSHED in a BCS game”
    It’s a good news/bad news situation.

    We won’t go to a BCS bowl, but I wager we’ll get our assed kicked in a lower tier bowl that fewer people will see.

  47. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 12:15 pm

    Wow, Mack got angry at someone besides a ref.

  48. Woody Bombay
    November 3, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    “Wow, Mack got angry at someone besides a ref.”

    What did he do, clap extra hard? Do a sarcastic slow clap? Clap once and then make a “No more for you!” face?

  49. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    OSU really responded to Mack’s outburst.

  50. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 12:18 pm

    Doesn’t look like the defense was paying attention.

  51. Longhorn_Steve
    November 3, 2007 at 12:19 pm

    Mack was screaming at the defense during the time out.. so they proceed to let OSU drive 3 more plays for an easy TD

  52. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 12:20 pm

    His anger should be directed at himself and his staff for allowing such complacent horseshit to manifest itself in the program for the last two years.

    My guess is that he’ll blame the fans and media.

  53. Macanudo
    November 3, 2007 at 12:20 pm

    Well, it was about time for another meltdown.

  54. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    Do we get to see any more tirades from Mack today, or is he tired out from that one and ready for a nap?

  55. BigSatan
    November 3, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    If we managed to get blown out in all our games to finish the season, maybe that might actually be enough to bring about changes. Of course, I’m sure mack would lay the blame on the defense…

  56. Longhorn_Steve
    November 3, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    when do yall think hornfans crashes?

  57. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 12:23 pm

    The annoucer doesn’t think we just junk our gameplan.

    He looks stupid for thinking we have a gameplan.

  58. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    We haven’t had a legitimate game plan that took advantage of an opponent’s weakness since the Rose Bowl.

  59. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    So uh, what just happened?

  60. TCT
    November 3, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    SAVED BY the offsides

  61. TCT
    November 3, 2007 at 12:28 pm

    Ummm 4th and 1. Low-Key in. They might be suspecting run. We call timeout

  62. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 12:28 pm

    Can we put this “move to the I formation!!!” bullshit to rest? We’re fucking awful out of the I.

  63. kujotx
    November 3, 2007 at 12:30 pm

    I EFFING HATE I FORMATION NOW.

    Where the hell is our spread offense?!

  64. Texoz
    November 3, 2007 at 12:30 pm

    I just pulled a head of iceberg lettuce out of my nose.

    It’s slightly more appetizing than this UT season.

  65. TCT
    November 3, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    Who has Tony Hills blocked (that is wearing an orange jersey)

  66. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    See what happens when we can actually block and get Charles in space?

  67. kujotx
    November 3, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    See what happens in the spread?

  68. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    Gotta love Okie state taunting. “Good job kicker, you can’t even do your one job right!”

  69. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    The mic is too close to a drunk kid.

  70. kujotx
    November 3, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    Kansas does what we fail to do: decisively beat a bad Nebraska team. 76-39?! Man, our season is a disappointment.

  71. TCT
    November 3, 2007 at 12:34 pm

    replay the fan commentary on the out of bounds play picked up the side mike “way to go kicker, you idiot”

  72. kujotx
    November 3, 2007 at 12:36 pm

    “OkSt fans have the same hand signals as Tech fans. There’s a surprise.”

    Score notwithstanding: “Get your Ls up”

  73. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 12:37 pm

    How long before our defense quits depending on OSU mistakes for a stop?

  74. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 12:37 pm

    Akina’s pass defense scheme is a fucking joke. How often this year have those deep crossing routes been wide open?

  75. BigSatan
    November 3, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    Seriously, is this the most fundamentally unsound team we’ve had under Mack’s stewardship?

  76. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 12:40 pm

    I like OSU’s hurry up offense. They are in such a hurry, they forget to execute.

  77. TCT
    November 3, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    maybe. just maybe

  78. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    Did they just fire a cannon at the announcement that the play was not reviewable?

  79. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    Gotta love Big XII refs. I demand a make-up call.

  80. Texoz
    November 3, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    Not enough arm on that.
    And where’s Pittman?

  81. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 12:45 pm

    There’s the double move, but Colt sailed the pass too close to the sideline.

  82. SizzleChest
    November 3, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    Let’s see what we do here. Just came off a drive where we ran the fuck out of the ball with success.

    My guess? We won’t run at all.

  83. MIA
    November 3, 2007 at 12:47 pm

    For half time , Mack will be reading Bernstein Bears and serving milk and cookies. Then a round of paddy cake with Greg.

  84. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 12:48 pm

    Tyrone Willingham did not recruit better than Navy.

  85. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 12:49 pm

    That run from Colt just gave me wood.

  86. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    Great effort, Colt.

  87. SizzleChest
    November 3, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    Colt pulls off the scramble and after e goes out of bounds, over the PA they play Crazy Train.

    Wicked.

  88. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    Finley an eligible receiver!

  89. Texoz
    November 3, 2007 at 12:51 pm

    We have a game.

    Why?

    Because we discovered that we have a TE.

  90. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 12:51 pm

    Just like Finley drew it up in my hallway.

  91. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 12:51 pm

    Finley touches the ball for the first time since the OU game, he gets a touchdown.

  92. TCT
    November 3, 2007 at 12:51 pm

    Greg davis in bathroom. We call pass to 16. We score

  93. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 12:51 pm

    Tie this up before halftime and OSU’s psychology will be more fucked up than Ann Heche.

  94. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    Now you gotta wonder if it was actually good for us that OSU went up 21-0 so quickly. It seems the only way to light a fire under Greg’s ass so that he’ll actually move the offense is to give him a seemingly insurmountable deficit.

  95. Texoz
    November 3, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    Has Pittman been playing? I haven’t heard his name much in the last 2 games.

  96. SizzleChest
    November 3, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    Killebrew is laughable.

  97. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    Big 3rd and 5 here.

  98. PB at BON
    November 3, 2007 at 12:54 pm

    Where the hell was the playside linebacker on that? Oh. Killebrew.

  99. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 12:56 pm

    Another big 3rd down. Let’s not man Bowman with a safety, please.

  100. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    Bobino. Goddamn it.

  101. Texoz
    November 3, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    Was that Bobino and the bad angle?

  102. TCT
    November 3, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    27 yards. shouldve been loss.
    vomit in my mouth.

  103. NavyHorn16
    November 3, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    Your blog is about a minute ahead of ESPN gametracker.

    That’s nice for those of us who can’t get what seems to be a fantastic broadcast.

  104. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    Yay Bobino getting flat out embarrassed as Savage reverses direction.

  105. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    Did 87 pick Bobino on that play?

  106. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    Eddie Jones just knocked the fuck out of that motherfucker.

  107. Minnesotahorn
    November 3, 2007 at 12:58 pm

    Drive extended because of Bobino overrunning the play.

  108. Texoz
    November 3, 2007 at 12:59 pm

    Play Action is a big part of the UT offense?

  109. TCT
    November 3, 2007 at 12:59 pm

    props to jones for that HIT. Makes me almost feel good. Think I’ll clap. Seal-like

  110. Texoz
    November 3, 2007 at 1:00 pm

    Wow. What a crappy set of offensive plays.

  111. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 1:00 pm

    I love Colt, but he’s gotta be calmer making those throws under pressure. He was much better at it last year.

  112. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 1:01 pm

    We go back to conservative after the fumble.

  113. TCT
    November 3, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    orakapo actually has good pursuit behind option. so happy

  114. Minnesotahorn
    November 3, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    Eddie Jones fucks people up.

  115. Texoz
    November 3, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    Does this announcer do any research?

  116. TCT
    November 3, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    bobino makes play. forgets it might be fumble in order to celebrate. he may be gay.

  117. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    This linebacker crew is what has kept this defense sound! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  118. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 1:04 pm

    Akina IS Carl Reese. Jesus.

  119. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 1:05 pm

    Akina’s D defends a blitz : Chizik defends the half-back pass.

  120. Macanudo
    November 3, 2007 at 1:05 pm

    We just suck at 3rd and long

  121. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 1:05 pm

    edit: a screen

  122. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 1:06 pm

    Killebrew misses a tackle to allow the OSU 3rd string running back to pick up a first down.

  123. TCT
    November 3, 2007 at 1:06 pm

    KILLEBREW WITH THE NICE WHIFF WHIFF WHIFF WHIFF WHIFF WHIFF ON THE 3RD STRINGER

  124. Texoz
    November 3, 2007 at 1:06 pm

    I’ll say this about Killebrew. He’s got really clean jerseys.

  125. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 1:06 pm

    Killebrew singlehandedly gives up the conversion in the flat as Toston swim moves him after the catch.

  126. Longhorn_Steve
    November 3, 2007 at 1:06 pm

    fuck I really hate Kill

  127. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    Lokey is fucking owning inside.

  128. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    Kill isn’t totally worthless. He’s good at celebrating with other guys after they make a good play.

  129. Texoz
    November 3, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    Killebrew delivers his hardest hit…as he congratulates Lokey for a great TFL.

  130. Longhorn_Steve
    November 3, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    no he delivers his hardest hits about 12 seconds after the whistle blows

  131. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 1:09 pm

    Killebrew vacates his gap and the counter runs right through it for the first down.

  132. Longhorn_Steve
    November 3, 2007 at 1:11 pm

    Can we just buyout Derrick Johnson’s contract and pay him millions to teach our LB’s how to tackle?

  133. Texoz
    November 3, 2007 at 1:12 pm

    How bout a sack?

  134. Longhorn_Steve
    November 3, 2007 at 1:13 pm

    ok the refs just royally fucked us

  135. BigSatan
    November 3, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    I think it was the right call. There was time left.

  136. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 1:15 pm

    Akina is a horrendous DC.

    We’re doing nothing to punish OSU for the wide splits and spread gap blocking. He just blindly blitz over and over.

  137. Texoz
    November 3, 2007 at 1:15 pm

    Let me guess. that was Killebrew’s cover?

  138. SizzleChest
    November 3, 2007 at 1:15 pm

    Fuck you Duane Akina. Mother FUCK YOU!

  139. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 1:15 pm

    Fuck all comfort hires.

  140. BigSatan
    November 3, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    I wish this coaching staff was capable of feeling embarassment and humiliation.

  141. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 1:22 pm

    I feel better about this D since I am not actually watching the game and only listening to the Bachelor’s great analysis.

  142. Macanudo
    November 3, 2007 at 1:22 pm

    The D stinks as much as you think they do.

  143. Texoz
    November 3, 2007 at 1:22 pm

    Navy is leading Notre Dame in the 4th Q.

    Last time Navy beat ND was 1967.

  144. kujotx
    November 3, 2007 at 1:27 pm

    Screw nice. I want pissed off players. I want a coach that doesn’t clap you to death. I want a player fearing that coach might pull out his swinging axe-chain and lop off his head because of a bad play.

    I want the Captain from Pan’s Labyrinth. Anybody know what offense that guy runs?

  145. kujotx
    November 3, 2007 at 1:28 pm

    Taking that back… I am not advocating firing Mack. That came from a dark place.

  146. HenryJames
    November 3, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    That dude ran the Guernica offense.

  147. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    $5,000? That’s like 1/2 of the money it took to pay off Dez Bryant’s test taker.

  148. kujotx
    November 3, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    Watching LSU intercept Alabama at 5:29 left in the first with the score 3-3. Panning the celebrating LSU crowd in attendance, they show a girl with a wine bottle.

    What’d she use to sneak that in: thigh high boots?!

  149. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    Mack was “very disappointed” with the team in the first half.

    That may be the first negative thought he’s ever expressed as a Texas coach.

  150. TCT
    November 3, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    1963 Staubach,

  151. kujotx
    November 3, 2007 at 1:43 pm

    Why does our middle screen sucks so bad? Early Doucet just went nine yards for LSU to score. Seriously. We must have an easy read that stands out like a pink highlighter.

  152. Longhorn_Steve
    November 3, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    wow

  153. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    Ghost just got mugged.

  154. TCT
    November 3, 2007 at 1:45 pm

    WTF?

  155. Longhorn_Steve
    November 3, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    Why is scott derry still even on the team?

  156. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    The difference between Muck in the flat on Savage and Kill demonstrated there.

  157. TCT
    November 3, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    Muckelroy. Maybe we should play him a lot

  158. Texoz
    November 3, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    That was Derry’s guy, wasn’t it?

  159. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    OSU stole our TE throwback play.

  160. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    Derry used there. Does he run a sub 5.0?

  161. chitwood
    November 3, 2007 at 1:49 pm

    even our backup LB’s (who should be playing every down) can’t cover that damn throwback TE pass. Is it that hard?

  162. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    I think Akina picks an eligible receiver before the game each week that we will allow to be open all day. He usually goes with the white guy.

  163. sUnseT
    November 3, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    Apparently our defense doesn’t realize the TE is an eligible receiver.

  164. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    Neither does our offense.

    Thank you, good night!!!

  165. jimmyjazz
    November 3, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    So who wants to step up and say Greg Davis is our biggest problem now?

    This Texas defense may actually be as bad as some of John Mackovic’s. We start the wrong guys and we can’t tackle for shit. Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln . . .

  166. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    Hopefully after today’s Arizona game, UCLA will be looking for a HC again.

  167. kujotx
    November 3, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    Yikes. Now Davis is pressing. Deep in our end we run a reverse?!

  168. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    Sean Sutton is on his 5th jack & coke.

  169. meursault
    November 3, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    that makes 2 of us

  170. sUnseT
    November 3, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    So now the officials can look at the replay and make calls after the play is over and dead? WTF!!!

  171. HoustonHorn
    November 3, 2007 at 2:01 pm

    So a call that wasn’t even made by the refs can be reviewed, but a fumble can’t? WTF?

  172. BigSatan
    November 3, 2007 at 2:01 pm

    What’s wrong with that? The refs are getting all the calls right. Good for them.

  173. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 2:03 pm

    Everytime Chris Collins makes a tackle, a 12 year-old loses her innocence.

  174. Longhorn_Steve
    November 3, 2007 at 2:03 pm

    oh jesus cosby

  175. kujotx
    November 3, 2007 at 2:04 pm

    At least we can reply on our defense to… never mind.

  176. The Clapper
    November 3, 2007 at 2:05 pm

    how long is this half time?

  177. PB at BON
    November 3, 2007 at 2:05 pm

    You know it’s bad when Justin Moore is your MVP on the day.

  178. Macanudo
    November 3, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    Games over. The question is… Will there be any lessons learned?

    I doubt it.

  179. kujotx
    November 3, 2007 at 2:07 pm

    C’mon, Horns! Let’s beat the Seemingly Inebriated Westerners With Gross Encephalogigantism!

    Dude, that mascot is just wrong.

  180. Sgt/ Hulka
    November 3, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    So far - our defense sucks and our QB has throw two bad picks.

    Greg Davis still does not know how to call a game. It is like he has a spinner and just spins it like wheel of fortune

  181. sUnseT
    November 3, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    I guess I didn’t realize that you can go back and review missed calls. Missed calls are part of the game whether or not they are the right call.

  182. Woody Bombay
    November 3, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    On Monday I will be hanging out with my Cornhusker coworker in case anyone wants to talk football. “Yes, Okie State embarrassed us … oh look, here’s Jason! Jason, c’mon on over here! What’d you do this weekend?”

  183. Sgt/ Hulka
    November 3, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    Nice coverage

  184. HoustonHorn
    November 3, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    Big Satan…so it is ok when they review the play where the okst. player fumbles before going out of bounds, actually see that he wasn’t out of bounds, and then decide after the fact the play isn’t reviewable, that’s ok? WTF?

    If you’re going to get it right, get it right every fucking time, not when it’s convenient for the home team. Maybe they should review every play and look for holding by the offensive line that wasn’t called. Maybe they should look at every pass play to see if there was pass interference they missed.

  185. Longhorn_Steve
    November 3, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    never thought I’d smile when one of our own gets hurt.. but…

  186. meursault
    November 3, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    well, we just fucking suck

  187. Macanudo
    November 3, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    The team has quit. There are still a few guys trying like Colt and JC but overall, this team is done.

  188. Sgt/ Hulka
    November 3, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    Longhorn Steve that is just being a %#@@!. You don’t smile at injuries

  189. BigSatan
    November 3, 2007 at 2:12 pm

    If the referee blew the whistle on the play, believing that the player was out of bounds, the play has to be stopped. Period. The official’s error on the field of play changes whether or not the players will pursue the ball, react, etc. Regardless of whether the play was fucked up by them or not, consistently, that play can’t be reversed. But no ref did anything to stop play on the scrimmage call. They just went back and reviewed. It’s the right call. It’s consistent.

  190. meursault
    November 3, 2007 at 2:12 pm

    i guess chiles won’t play; it would be bad for colt’s self-esteem

  191. BC_RICH
    November 3, 2007 at 2:12 pm

    This board needs a mad emoticon.

  192. Sgt/ Hulka
    November 3, 2007 at 2:12 pm

    It is now or never!!

  193. Sgt/ Hulka
    November 3, 2007 at 2:13 pm

    :(

  194. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    These coverage sacks are brought to you by the 116th pass defense and the Letter F.

  195. Greg Robinson
    November 3, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    We are a very poorly coached team, particularly on defense.

    That side of the ball needs a complete overhaul.

    The knives will be out for the staff. At least Mack’s reaction will be entertaining.

  196. Sgt/ Hulka
    November 3, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    If we have any talent on this team we need to play it

  197. Longhorn_Steve
    November 3, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    mack clap mack clap mack clap mack clap

  198. Macanudo
    November 3, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    “The knives will be out for the staff.”

    But nothing will change. NOTHING. Mack is in over his head. He might even know that but he doesn’t know how to fix it.

  199. Sgt/ Hulka
    November 3, 2007 at 2:19 pm

    we need to make this stop

  200. Longhorn_Steve
    November 3, 2007 at 2:19 pm

    anyone remember right after the WSU Holiday bowl?.. I was sure Davis was gone then, but alas, nothing happened… If you think something is gonna happen this year, you’re dreaming.

  201. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    “If we have any talent on this team we need to play it”

    Or develop it

  202. Sgt/ Hulka
    November 3, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    Time to break open the beer

  203. Sgt/ Hulka
    November 3, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    And develop it (amen)

  204. Sgt/ Hulka
    November 3, 2007 at 2:21 pm

    My first change would still be Greg Davis

  205. TCT
    November 3, 2007 at 2:22 pm

    Time? We just switched to rums and bourbons. because we had to shotgun beer out of misry

  206. Arnold Layne
    November 3, 2007 at 2:22 pm

    Mack doesn’t have the balls to admit a mistake. He won’t admit to fucking up the DC hire and he sure as fuck isn’t going to let GD go. If you thought this past week’s press conference was a bitch fest, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

  207. Sgt/ Hulka
    November 3, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    Funny stufff

    Mistake by Gundy

  208. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    So how does Mack blame this one on the media?

  209. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    Apparently when you are down 3 TDs in the 4th Quarter, we don’t hurry up the offense.

  210. Sgt/ Hulka
    November 3, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    OL cannot block

  211. Greg Robinson
    November 3, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    Allright. Time for a show of hands. Who else would be happy if Mack stepped down after the season?

  212. Pebbles
    November 3, 2007 at 2:29 pm

    Do they realize that they are down by 21?

  213. Sgt/ Hulka
    November 3, 2007 at 2:29 pm

    Defense needs to step up!!

  214. Longhorn_Steve
    November 3, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    not mack, but just about everyone else

  215. Macanudo
    November 3, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    “anyone remember right after the WSU Holiday bowl?.. I was sure Davis was gone then, but alas, nothing happened… If you think something is gonna happen this year, you’re dreaming.”

    Mack went to bat for GD. I think he’d do it again.

    As for the question about Mack stepping down…

    My hand is in the air. I like the man. I don’t like the coach.

  216. Sgt/ Hulka
    November 3, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    I don’t think that Mack should or would step down at this point based on the results so far this season need to take a visit to reality. One bad season does not mean the end

  217. diehard
    November 3, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    Another great day for Colt haters like myself. Our staff is too stupid to play Chiles with our first team offense. meursalt’s comment that putting in Chiles would hurt Colt’s self-esteem is both hilarious and true.

    Anyone with any talent evaluation skills would know that playing Colt at QB under a Greg Davis offense is a dead-end street that leads to Alamo Bowls.

  218. Sgt/ Hulka
    November 3, 2007 at 2:33 pm

    whether you like the coach or not is not relavent

  219. WWGDD
    November 3, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    We need Mack. Coordinators are ass. If Davis is Mack’s best friend he should be a man like Gundy and step down for Mack. I enjoy watching Davis and Akina ruin the talent Mack brings in.

  220. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    diehard, you do realize Chiles can’t throw the ball at all right? Why on earth would you hate Colt?

    I could understand maybe wanting someone else to play QB, but Colt is the ONLY guy on the field that has ALWAYS been out there giving it his all. Hell, the guy will probably suffer some mental health consequences from all the fucking hits he’s had to take thanks to our shitty offensive line. He is far from the problem.

  221. BC_RICH
    November 3, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    Mark Bavaro

  222. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 2:38 pm

    The refs just fucked Navy over big time. They won’t let ND lose.

  223. Sgt/ Hulka
    November 3, 2007 at 2:38 pm

    Mack does need to can Greg Davis

  224. Greg Davis
    November 3, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    Fire me!!!

  225. BigSatan
    November 3, 2007 at 2:39 pm

    If we bet blown out in the rest of our games this year, then maybe a 5-10% chance GD gets fired.

  226. meursault
    November 3, 2007 at 2:40 pm

    99. do it.

  227. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 2:41 pm

    If we’re going to run a pass from our own 1 that has all receivers run 2 yard curls, why not just run the fucking ball?

  228. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 2:42 pm

    Charles.

  229. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 2:42 pm

    Charles just ran right through 2 defenders who looked like they didn’t even see him.

  230. TCT
    November 3, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    we are in this game

  231. Greg Davis
    November 3, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    You guys can thank me for that call

  232. Jamaal Charles
    November 3, 2007 at 2:44 pm

    Hey, dat felt good.

  233. meursault
    November 3, 2007 at 2:44 pm

    god dammit

  234. TCT
    November 3, 2007 at 2:44 pm

    NAVY

  235. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 2:45 pm

    I don’t care about the defenses we are playing, Charles has literally and actually turned a corner. If he isn’t used against the next 3 Ds, it will be criminal.

  236. TCT
    November 3, 2007 at 2:45 pm

    they are south bend aggies. they are locking arms and swaying and singing AND THEY LOST AND THEY SUCK. Croppie aggies

  237. meursault
    November 3, 2007 at 2:45 pm

    apparently, our o-line is amazingly well conditioned. they thrive in the fourth quarter. ::holds up 4 fingers::

  238. Holdem
    November 3, 2007 at 2:46 pm

    can I jump back on the bandwagon?

  239. TCT
    November 3, 2007 at 2:47 pm

    clip no flag. bobino whiffs

  240. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    Refs missed a pretty clear block in the back there some guy had on Palmer.

  241. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 2:48 pm

    Bobino is 5-10 225 and runs a 4.9. Tyson King is a better football player. Robinson looks like Charles running around him.

  242. Greg Davis
    November 3, 2007 at 2:49 pm

    DEFENSE

  243. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 2:49 pm

    Wow OSU is fucking stupid. They had Bowman lined up in the slot being covered by fucking Killebrew, and they call a timeout.

  244. Greg Davis
    November 3, 2007 at 2:50 pm

    I need nachos bel grande

  245. Greg Davis
    November 3, 2007 at 2:52 pm

    This play is the game girls!!

  246. Macanudo
    November 3, 2007 at 2:53 pm

    I still stand by my contention that Mack is in over his head.

  247. Longhorn_Steve
    November 3, 2007 at 2:53 pm

    Tom Hanks: … “earn this…… earn this”

  248. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 2:56 pm

    I have never loved a team I have hated more than this one.

    I am officially nicknaming this team: My Wife.

  249. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 2:57 pm

    YES

  250. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 2:58 pm

    Mack is definitely in over his head.

  251. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 2:59 pm

    Why does our team have to dick around so much the first three quarters?

  252. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 3:01 pm

    We need a cheap ass turnover to stop them and win it.

  253. Macanudo
    November 3, 2007 at 3:01 pm

    Why do we commit so many personal fouls?

  254. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 3:01 pm

    They’ve absolutely killed us with that screen all fucking game long. Hooray defensive adjustments.

  255. BigSatan
    November 3, 2007 at 3:01 pm

    If we end up losing this game, I’m going to be more pissed off than if we just got blown out.

    Ah. Scratch that. That’s the defense that has come to haunt my dreams.

  256. MilkmanDan
    November 3, 2007 at 3:01 pm

    Yellow is pretty.

  257. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 3:01 pm

    That screen was so predictable. Akina always blitzes when he feels pressure. He thinks it “will make something happen.”

    It usually does for the offense.

  258. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    Why isn’t Mack using a timeout? Is he really going to let them give us the ball back with under a minute left?

  259. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    Why aren’t we using our TOs?

    Do coaches not realize that we get a stoppage of time after 1st downs?

  260. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    What a break.

  261. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    Thank you baby Jesus.

  262. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 3:05 pm

    WOW!

  263. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 3:06 pm

    How can Colt take that sack? How?

  264. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    Colt never thinks the play is over. I don’t mind taking a couple of sacks to take that away from his game.

  265. HenryJames
    November 3, 2007 at 3:07 pm

    Hi!

  266. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    types kchorn after the Finley completion….

  267. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 3:09 pm

    Great time for a false start.

  268. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 3:09 pm

    False start. You have to be kidding me.

  269. Greg Davis
    November 3, 2007 at 3:09 pm

    If we win I quit

  270. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 3:09 pm

    I don’t type that fast. Just lucky.

  271. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 3:10 pm

    Vince Young converts for us.

  272. Macanudo
    November 3, 2007 at 3:10 pm

    Gundy, you wanna see a man? Look no further than Colt F’n McCoy.

  273. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 3:11 pm

    Nail it Bailey. C’mon.

  274. ChrisApplewhite
    November 3, 2007 at 3:11 pm

    if bailey misses this i am swearing off organized sports forever

  275. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 3:11 pm

    Yeah, this certainly is a great game for Colt haters.

  276. Scipio Tex
    November 3, 2007 at 3:11 pm

    Done.

  277. Texoz
    November 3, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    This is one of the strangest college football seasons, and one of the strangest UT football teams I have ever seen in 30+ years of watching football.

  278. kchorn04
    November 3, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    Unfucking believable. Get Mack a raise.

  279. wildcat09
    November 3, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    And Mack breathes a huge sigh of relie