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Major Applewhite is the greatest offensive coordinator ever, and people are starting to notice.

Applewhite was instrumental in Alabama’s blowout win over Tennessee last Saturday. And by ‘instrumental’ I mean the sole reason. Stupid jerk Nick Saban didn’t do anything. Quarterback John Parker Wilson (or is it John Wilson Parker? Parker John Wilson?) tied a school record with 32 completions and finished with 363 yards passing.


Major with the two luckiest guys in the world.

Both the Master Coaches Survey and FOX Sports.com columnist Rich Cirminello named Applewhite Offensive Coordinator of the Week.

And by ‘Week’ they meant Ever!

  1. Redfoot
    October 25, 2007 at 9:57 am

    Put in Chris Simms.

  2. Redfoot
    October 25, 2007 at 9:58 am

    Something is wrong with your timestamp, btw.

  3. Woody Bombay
    October 25, 2007 at 10:27 am

    It’s Sarah Jessica Parker.

  4. Lets Hire Major
    October 25, 2007 at 10:39 am

    He is the man!!

  5. ChrisApplewhite
    October 25, 2007 at 10:39 am

    I hope no assistant coach hangs him out the press box by his feet.

  6. Nick Saban
    October 25, 2007 at 10:41 am

    Am I a Jerk?

  7. bighornfan32
    October 25, 2007 at 10:44 am

    John Parker Booty?

  8. MIA
    October 25, 2007 at 1:21 pm

    Major will be Texas’ head coach in 2012.

  9. BrickHorn
    October 25, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    Chris Simms will be Texas’ head coach in 2013.

  10. Sailor Ripley
    October 25, 2007 at 3:59 pm

    When will he win a Broils award?

  11. Uncle Rico
    October 26, 2007 at 8:12 am

    He won’t win a Broyles because they are going to rename it the Greg Davis award.

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