Major news

Major Applewhite has been listed as a potential candidate for the vacant SMU head coaching job. The list was put together by Dallas Morning News staff writer Kate Hairopolous.

Major Applewhite: Alabama offensive coordinator and Texas-ex.

(Four jobs in 4 years?)

Terry Bowden: Former Auburn coach hasn’t coached in nine years.

(The one Bowden son who can coach.)

Dave Christensen: Missouri off. coordinator could be a hot name.

(Direct snaps to a 6′5″ 250 lb TE = teh hawt.)

Larry Coker: Former Miami coach and Oklahoma native.

(From national championship to SMU.)

Paul Johnson: Navy head coach has longtime ties to SMU.

(He can do better.)

Glen Mason: Ex-Minnesota and Kansas coach known for reviving programs.

(Then either leaving or getting fired.)

  1. tropheus
    October 30, 2007 at 10:53 am

    would be a bad move for Major.

  2. Holdem
    October 30, 2007 at 11:43 am

    Imagine the inferiority complex Mack would have if Major were just right up the road. The better Major did, the more Mack would put it down.

  3. jimmyjazz
    October 30, 2007 at 1:22 pm

    Chizik.

  4. Woody Bombay
    October 30, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    No, Mack would imply that he taught Opie all he knows, and he’d back it up by whipping out his cell phone bill and saying “See right here, of all my calls between Tuesdays and Fridays, 27.4 percent have been to Major.”

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