Longhorn Billy Pittman hurts shoulder

Senior receiver Billy Pittman injured his shoulder at Friday’s practice. That makes 3 out of our top 4 receivers who are now hurt. Fortunately we’ve hoarded receivers like Ron Paul hoards gold.

Head trainer Kenny Boyd said, “Billy will be out indefinitely. We will continue to evaluate him and monitor his progress in hopes of getting him back in time for TCU because we’ll f*ckstomp Arkansas State with or without him.”