Someone punchasized Michael Goodson’s face for free
Texas’ schedule just keeps getting easier.
Texas A&M running back Michael Goodson suffered a broken jaw recently and is out for the remainder of the year. Best part is that his jaw was broken by one of his teammates.
Here is a dramatic reenactment of what I think occurred:
Goodson, while working at a fast food restaurant, tampered with Jorvorskie Lane’s Purple Drank soda, and Lane then attacked him.
What? It could’ve happened that way.
November 9, 2007 at 10:58 am
Nice tackle. That cop have any eligibility left?
November 9, 2007 at 11:02 am
I think Franky paid a hitman to punch Goodson for new material for his newsletter; only Franky forgot to call off the hit.
November 9, 2007 at 11:03 am
say car ramrod
November 9, 2007 at 11:08 am
That cop played defensive end for Coppell. Wanted to go to A&M and walk-on but didn’t get in - went to Tarleton State and pledged Teke. Authored an unsuccessful petition to have tackle football in Intramurals instead of that wussy flag/touch game.
True story.
November 9, 2007 at 11:15 am
So, McLovin, you’re saying he DOES have some eligibility left? He looks like the kind of guy we could blitz over and over into a wall of blockers.
November 9, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Super troopers rules.
November 9, 2007 at 12:53 pm
I’ve read that it was Von Miller that broke his jaw. Miller ended up with stitches above his eye or something. Someone wrote that it involved a theft by Goodson. Not sure if that is true, but it seems there is some validity to the Von Miller aspect.
November 9, 2007 at 12:58 pm
This story made my jaw drop.
November 9, 2007 at 1:01 pm
I heard they were jawing at eachother in practice.
November 9, 2007 at 1:04 pm
It was Von Miller, and Miller ended up with stitches.
November 9, 2007 at 1:09 pm
So, I guess this confirms that Dallas is indeed greater than Houston. Or, at least more ghetto.
November 9, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Shortly thereafter, Goodson and Miller were seen walking together under the branches of the Century Tree. All’s well that end’s well.
November 9, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Doesn’t it mean they are getting married if they were seen walking under the Century Tree.
November 9, 2007 at 4:16 pm
“Nice tackle. That cop have any eligibility left?”
How awesome would it be to see a jersey with the name “Farva” on it?
November 9, 2007 at 4:35 pm
“How awesome would it be to see a jersey with the name “Farva” on it?”
Almost as awesome as “Mulva”.
November 9, 2007 at 4:42 pm
Who’s gonna run the smoke draw now?!? Our playbook is now down to 2 plays instead of 3…
November 10, 2007 at 10:04 am
Looks like rumours of his demise have been greatly exaggerated.
November 10, 2007 at 10:17 am
No, aggies can play football with broken jaws. They’re Just That Tough.
Curtis Dickey had a wooden leg, you know.
November 10, 2007 at 5:17 pm
It would appear that the rumors of his jawbreaking have been greatly exaggerated.