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Tom Osborne has never heard of Freud

Bill Callahan is done at Nebraska. You know it. I know it. Greg Davis will figure it out in the 4th quarter of the 2010 game in Lincoln.

When Tom Osborne was asked about rebuilding the walk on program during a television interview last week, he said, “Well, that will depend somewhat on the new coaching staff, because they have to implement, and I can’t coach from the athletic director’s position.”

Ouch.

Osborne and some athletic department toadie quickly released a statement clarifying his remarks.

“From the first hour I was named interim athletic director, I have said that no decision has been made about the current coaching staff, and the current coaching staff has my full support through the rest of the season,” Osborne said.

And when he said the words ‘current coaching staff,’ he used his hands to make air quotes.

When reached for comment, Callahan looked up from his play card long enough to say “I’ll just say this: I’m led to believe that Tom is a man of his word. Everyone’s told me his word means quite a bit, he’s a man of his word, and he’s got great integrity, so I think that you would have to address Tom on that.”

“Because he’s not returning my phone calls.”

  1. Nordberg
    October 30, 2007 at 9:24 am

    Callahan went on to say “I also thought it was really great of Tom to give me that kiss after the game. Kind of odd though… he didn’t say anything, just came up to me and put his hands on my cheeks, and kissed me. He gave me this weird look though before walking away…. Anyway, he’s a great guy with great integrity.”

  2. Hammley
    October 30, 2007 at 10:05 am

    “Yes, Tom’s a (word of his man)” as the genius known as Beau Bridges errrrrrr Bill Callahan stated. Bill, the number you need to know is 800-movers1.

  3. Woody Bombay
    October 30, 2007 at 11:41 am

    “Tom is getting a friend of his to take me out on Lake Tahoe in a rowboat,” Callahan continued. “I can’t wait — I love fishing!”

  4. Cubehead
    October 30, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    “You broke my heart, Fredo!!! You broke my heart!!!”

  5. SeeingRed
    October 31, 2007 at 8:48 am

    Bill won’t be able to come back even if he eats the cat poop.

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