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Fathers and F Bombs: Longhorn Fanthroplogy
Our Q&A with the Hyundai contest winner.
Jack Taylor scored 138 points! He's a dick.
Why is the media leaving out an important aspect of this feel-good story?
A Nutless Husband's Saturday Night
Wow, what a game Saturday night! Texas vs. West Virginia on national TV. Night game. Electric atmosphere. Thrilling offense and big plays for both teams. A real nailbiter. Too bad I missed it.
A New Yorker's 2012 College Football Preview
Greetings, college football fan. Naturally, you want my perspective, because I live in the Capital of the World. New York City, of course. I know about the college football America (mostly from...
Erin Andrews May Leave ESPN For Fox
And I just realized I don't really care. Over on SI.com they are reporting Andrews is being actively pursued by Fox. SI.com has learned that Fox Sports is aggressively pursuing ESPN ...
The Game of Thrones-to-English Premier League Converter: If only Chelsea paid all its debts...
HODOR! CARROLL! HODOR! CARROLL! And here beginneth the offseason schedule of miscellany in sport and leisure. I realize this post targets the other kind of footballing audience but it's a hat...
SB Nation Channel on YouTube (Again)
More for you. Texas gets a mention. Why? Because We're Texas. I thought we already covered this. As I mentioned, we'll be doing some video stuff too. Please submit YOUR story ideas for the...
The 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Is Here
And it will cause some issues with your special lady friend if you don't play it right. I have some cautions for you. Read on. You'll thank me for it. And so will Kate. No matter how...
Update on The Longhorn Network: Don't Hold Your Breath
Recently UT posted an update on its website concerning the Longhorn Network's distribution battle. It essentially said, Distribution will happen, we promise. The message, from Athletic Directors...
Movie Review: Warrior
The rise of Mixed Martial Arts in popular culture has been reflected in cinema with results that range from barely satisfactory (Brazilian Jiu Jitsu enthusiast David Mamet's Red Belt, Channing...
A Conversation With Pitbull
Hi there. May I ask you a question? What kind of time are you having? I only ask this because – and this is just a suggestion so, please, feel free to tell me if you are not interested. But I...
X Men: First Class Movie Review The Comic Book Movie Genre
Comic book movies are Hollywood's commercial god send. Or in the case of Thor, a gods-send. Let's light a candle at the altar of Hollywood's politically correct multicultural gods of Norse...
You Are Not Black Enough For Bernard Hopkins
And neither is Donovan McNabb. Know this. What's that? You think you're pretty black? I'm here to tell you, you're not. Do you think Dwyane is a perfectly good spelling of...
Neidermeyer…
Dead! bin Laden - Apparently, really dead.
Barack Obama Launches Devastating Attack on Barking Carnival
Earlier today, the President of the United States launched a devastating broadside against Barking Carnival. His words cut to the quick and we're all still a bit shaken. Although our President...
Liveblogging HenryJames' Wedding
If we can stop the bride from leaving him at the altar, we have a chance. We're going into this expecting a battle. They're going to come out fired up so resist the surge and stick to your vows. W...
Golf Pricks Everywhere Have A New Hero
When Kevin Na Stepped up to the #9 tee yesterday at the Valero Texas Open he was -1 par for his round. When he walked off the #9 green, he was 11 over par, although to be fair, he wasn't sure what...
I Have A List Of Bad Ideas
And this idea is currently ranked sixth, just behind publishing a Femynist Journal in Afghanistan's Korengal Valley and just ahead of #7, which involves slapping Brock Lesnar while offering,...
An Interview with Mario
The SXSW festival of music, film, and interactivityism invaded Austin last week. On the film front, one flick emerged as the clear leader in nationwide buzz: Mario, a two-minute "bumper" film...
Traffic Light
When you Google Bob Fisher, you get a guy selling Chevrolet's in PA. That's not who I am interested in. I only drive cars crafted by Teutons. You know that. If you look at some other results, you...
The BC Mailbag
Believe it or not, we receive a lot of mail here at Barking Carnival headquarters (BCHQ). So much, in fact, that we maintain a growing staff of unpaid interns - you'd recognize them by their khaki...
Drowning our Sorrows-Vol. 2
Beer, among man's oldest forms of intoxicants, is both complicated and simple. At its core, it's nothing more than roasted grains soaked in hot water, bittered with hops to offset the sweetness of...
Letting The Cat Out Of The Tote Bag
We had been working feverishly pre-Christmas to ready some new stuff for you, our faithful readers. Then the Barking Carnival Office Christmas party...hit. This was a bit of a setback. The bail...
I Like MMA
Do you like MMA? Go to Eight Walls for the current pound for pound rankings. Fedor at #4? I'm not sure you can reward a guy who's avoiding fighting the top fighters of his generation.
